Unfortunately your tiny human brain only allows you to perceive Danhausen as a mortal man when in actuality he is the embodiment of all very nice evilness in the multiverse whereas Chthulu is merely evil evil. This distinction is important. Please meditate on this for greater understanding
Of course Danhausen knows how it's going to end because he and Chthulu are the 2 chief gods of the multiverse and thus are omniscient. And you'd better start paying respects and offering up your children to avoid getting cursed!
Wait ...Boney Danza? Or rather Doney Danzahausen? Mmm...very evil!
What a mark...the debut was meant to be horrible, so he would have a bunch of tools to curse. Danhausen plays the long game people, it's all part of the
Planhausen
That might better turn into a will or you know what's going to eventually happen to you, and do you really want to end up like Dom or OGA?
Danhausen Requests Sabrina Carpenter Sing Him To The Ring At WrestleMania: It Would Be Very Famous, Very Evil
If you’re not a tribalistic dickhead you can see that Ciampa fits like a glove in AEW and Danhausen fits like a glovehausen in WWE and wrestling having options is beautiful for this reason.
Apparently revenue is up 1073% - Danhausen
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Danhausen States That He's Been At The Top Of WWE's Merchandise Sales: "Who Would Have Thought? Danhausen Would Have"
"You want a John Cena shirt? I DON'T THINK SO!"
- Danhausen
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First official Danhausen WWE Topps trading card available now
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I have only 1 social not a pair. nor do I have an au pair because I am grown. Kinda.
I volunteer to be his personal camera boy!
*I hope it's okay that I am 51 years old😞💀
Go eat worms and be CURSED you hater of brilliance
PENTA SNAGS THE IC TITLE! THE CURSE IS REAL AND PENTA IS CELEBRATING! BLESS YOU DANHAUSEN #wweraw #wwe
Danhausen curse - 1
Everything else - 0
#WWERaw
DANHAUSEN CURSED DOMINIK MYSTERIO AND PENTA IS YOUR NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
#WWERaw
Danhausen's curses are already paying dividends.
#WWERAW
Danhausen is going to be just fine in WWE. Took him one night to win people over because he cursed Dominik Mysterio. 😭
#wweraw
This is just shameless self-preservation, to avoid being CURSED! U R a sellout, becuz true artists welcome a good cursing. 😜
U r so CURSED right now dude. Clearly the booing was kayfabe just to set up his list of demands. If there's any crowd which will go along with such, after all, it's Chicago!
Now I'm that could work too though Logan would hate it. I think Seth would have fun with Dan too.
Which is why we need to tell them what 2 do by buying merch and posting madly. I said elsewhere Phil is the most likely to have to work with him, but if that's not feasible it's gonna have to be another top guy to do it to really put him over. I also elsewhere poopooed Involving Heyman and Logan but
Let's hope you are right and save yourself from being CURSED
Had no idea what you referring to, looked it up, loved it
You are CURSED for not knowing much about wrestling
But immediately UNCURSED for liking Danhausen!
sorry that your birthday is in 2 weeks but I have no recourse except to declare you CURSED
Idk I think Heyman would be as likely to bury him as put him over. I'm curious if Heyman was on board with bringing him in or relented cuz Phil wanted him
I hope you can extremely game your way out of being CURSED
Those girls are going to be instrumental in saving his run
Yep Phil brought him in so Phil's gonna have to work him. Roman will prob not be happy about having a comedy worker in the midst of their Mania clash but fuck him. I think it would be classic for the Straight Dan Society to be formed.
