Michael

I rarely comment on foreign affairs (away from unwavering support of refugees and a belief in peace) but this is why you cannot butter up Trump with state visits and egoism. The man is a danger to peace, and we should fight back on that with Europe as an ally.

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

TEENAGERS, BEWARE OF THE "FRIEND" OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO 1. Is too "nice" to be true. 2. Wants to spend time with you alone. 3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed. 4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart. 5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters. 6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body. THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY.

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I swear I only take the lift with the mirror at the hospital because it’s the quickest

if air travel really was the safest means of transportation i feel like they wouldn’t have to say that so much

i dont get how January was so long and we're already a quarter through February

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too

M&S

I cannot express enough how hilarious this is but also extremely sad. Men! Go to therapy!

(TW: Internalised homophobia/biphobia, mild actual bi/ homophobia)

No I’m sorry. If Leanne thought that Frankie could and would have used her children in that way to lie to her, it makes me thoroughly dislike Leanne. No remorse for stealing that money away at the end. Eugh. #thetraitors

MOTHER #TheTraitors

I'm terrified every time I pick up a razor that I'm going to start brushing my teeth.

Line charts showing decline in cardiovascular disease death rate since 1950 in the US, France, UK and Italy.

Cardiovascular disease mortality has declined in many countries over the past decades.

For example, US cardiovascular disease death rates have declined 4x since 1950.

on wednesdays we drink wine

Central Park in the snow was too bright for my wee Scottish eyes 🍎🗽

If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____

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