Tano 🔜 TFF

A business bro bot just responded to my post about a dog shitting in my office and it's the funniest thing oh my god

Calm down I'm taking us to the buffet

Come on in, it's very soft

It's a shelf for you to sit on

🫵 critter

It's so big and it keeps me from being able to wear a backpack so I gotta get some use out of it

Get cozy, I'll let you out later if I remember.

Picks you up and sandwiches you between my back and tail for safety

Awrarara *wagwagwagwag*

Continuing the trend of me working in a sitcom, someone decided to bring their dog into the building and it took an enormous shit in our department's public suite

Hey <:3c

I feel that
Not wanting to grunt and squeeze my way out of my car anymore was one of the biggest motivators for me to get a new car a few years back

What the hell you got snow up there???
Ditching work to drive up there and frolic in the snow

Skunks are dogs with extra tail

🫡 yessir

You are so right

🫵 wagpilled barkcel

Only if they are custom made for their tail which is very expensive so mostly no we spend all our money on treats and berries

I'm so puppy coded
Just a wagpilled barkcel

U know I will

Surely this won't end with me getting eaten *clueless*

*nods sagely* this is the way

Exactly, I know it's not as important for a lot of people but I'm a BIG story skunk
I would take one good story with characters that are all involved over 8 mediocre stories any day, but I've also heard 2 is a lot better about it which makes me think about trying again

Maybe one day we will discover them

Octopath traveler 1 and 2 are 60% off on steam... Do I give it a 4th try.

I love the mechanics and music and graphics and everything about the game EXCEPT the disjointed stories didn't grab me

Wait what do you mean TFF is in two weeks this year just started??

Hell yeah, more of those scandalous knees

Perfect, one purple blob riding an orange blob coming up

Do you have a weight capacity

Happy birthday :3