A 'Fesshole' confession which reads "To de-stress, I often imagine myself as a dragon who solves the worlds problems by eating the people I deem responsible for them. I imagine the taste to be disappointing but the texture crunchy and vindictively satisfying".

KNOW YOUR FRIDAYS:

Good Friday: the Messiah is dead

Black Friday: capitalism is alive

TGI Fridays: high chance of bowling or cinema nearby

Man Friday: there’s only two of us on this island and you’re a racist

Just spent the last 7 days reading every book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. A LitRPG type of story.

I am a fan.

#princessposse #DungeonCrawlerCarl #iloveyouPrepotenteandBianca

It was their efforts that allowed my catharsis. They allowed me to turn my back on Gaiman. Their goodbye empowered mine.

He needs to be held accountable for his actions. He also desperately needs proper psychiatric help.

Fuck Scientology. They created a monster in Gaiman. Who else will they hurt?

I can't praise the actors, director, SFX team, and production staff enough. They absolutely knocked it out of the park.

Credit to Gaiman where it's due for the story but, for me, it was the work of everyone else who brought that story to life.

I finally watched S2 of #Sandman on Netflix.

It was the goodbye I needed to the works of Gaiman. He's an excellent storyteller if a shitty human.

Serious question:

Why am I randomly, but consistently, hearing "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield whenever I go anywhere?

Don't get me wrong. It's a good song and I like it. It's just a weird thing I've noticed.

I am pleased to report that I now have an OFFICIAL Hat for Dungeon/Game Mastering.

No longer shall I have to feel like an imposter when role-playing thirsty wenches and knaves towards my asexual group of players.

I hesitate to use the word "perfection" to describe how I feel about this comic as it still feels like I'm not giving it enough credit.

A calendar with the date 23rd April containing a fact of this day (William Shakespeare was born) and an inspiration quote at the bottom which is part of the lyric to Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" that reads "Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten".

A very happy Random Natasha Bedingfield Inspirational Quote Day to everyone!

Hangovers make us do some crazy things in an effort to feel some relief.

For instance: I've just eaten a whole kiwi fruit. Fuzzy skin and all.

Cuddling a water sausage.

I've been thinking about getting a pet recently. I had dogs and cats and it's tempting to stay with what's familiar.

But (a large) part of me wants something different. Something like a Quokka, or an Otter, or a Red Panda, or an Orangutan (bonus points if they love libraries).

Or a raven!! 🤩

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

Being a leftist is so much standing by the door of a burning building trying to usher people out who either deny the fire can hurt them or for emotional reasons don't want to leave behind the people who set the house on fire

Tabloid journalists

Watching the #mhairiblack documentary on BBC2.

It's just verifying her Hero status in my eyes.

I wish we had more like her. I wish she was still an MP. I wish she was MY MP.

Wait...is it Pancake Day today?

#pancakes #getinmabelly

Never change, Scotland ❤️

1. The Equalizer: a C64 Wonderboy ripoff that was filled with bugs.
2. Guild Wars
3. The final game(s) to the Legacy of Kain series.

1. The Equaliser (A C64 Wonderboy ripoff)
2. Guild Wars
3. The final installment(s) to the Legacy of Kain series.

Just ordered a new SIM card from Spusu. Less than £7 a month for 20GB of data and free EU roaming. Uses EE network which has the greatest coverage (& arguably speed) in the UK.

Changing from VOXI (Vodafone) cause the robbing gits charged me £12 to use my monthly plan for 8 measly days in Amsterdam.