Jinkies Cowabunga

Hope they have some Pliny the Youngers too

(read the news, sorry friend)

SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOO

We're Not Detroit!

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How to Better Manage Your Business:

Step 1: Verbal Abuse
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

Glup Shitto keeps his pet Gaunt Hippo on his Glut Shippo

The Important Messages File is shiny

May I suggest the message be filed in the Important Messages File

Man, Dr. Evil has gone through some things

I was thinking of a smaller subset, for example, attorneys whose names rhyme with Belina Babba or Banine Birro

I mean, there's a lot of competition for the title of worst lawyer in America at the moment

Pretty sure this is just MTV Rock 'n Jock hoops

He sounds annoying

a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game

Nothing, but I might react like this

I don't know who that is

To be clear, I am not asking

You know what they say about guys who wear big shoes... they have big feet.

(6'2", size 14 and super duper flat)

So Mark Derosa thought the US had already advanced when it hadn't?

What would you say you do here, Mark?

People are lazy, and they want the magic beans to actually do magic

ah, perhaps a school whose name rhymes with Quillsfail

I would make a joke about Temu Tom Selleck, but that would be an insult to Temu Tom Selleck

That reason, of course, is the traditional Golf Cart Demolition Derby

Jeeeeeeeeeeeezus

Also with Alejandro Kirk and Rowdy Tellez, Mexico has the most barrel-shaped hitters