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Do you like fun? Here are some chances to experience it IN PERSON! jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/
You were no fluke, Jennifer. RIP. share.google/l3SW46DFNDqh...
It's Episode 156! The Jareds Stern talk about opportunity limbo, new levels of vanity, and ill-conceived nostalgia cash grabs. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/62...
Gooble, gobble, one of us!
Some fun shows coming your way, if you happen to live near Hanover, PA, northern VA, Virginia Beach, or Frederick, MD...
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I have the t-shirt already.
I'm happy for the skater from Kazakhstan, because he used the music sung by Diva Plavalaguna in The Fifth Element. #WinterOlympics
It's Episode 155! The Jareds Stern vent some frustrations over reservations, discuss the new Muppet Show, and Olympic crotch enhancements. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/e6... #podcast #comedy #muppetshow
Picked me up some artisanal joy today.
Too bad you don't have a Sports section to reflect on this.
Did you know that February is National Haiku Writing Month? Well, I took care of the heavy lifting for you and wrote 100 haiku about YO MAMA! Linked below for your purchasing convenience. But, since Amazon is the devil, if you want a physical copy, hit me up. shorturl.at/fqumW #poetrysky #nahaiwrimo
Done!
#ICYMI Episode 154 is NOW AVAILABLE for your brief relief from the snowbound malaise! We welcome back Dancer Jared Stern! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/9e...
The Jareds Stern welcome Dancer Jared Stern back to the show to talk about an upcoming project that they were totally not allowed to talk about, and some other bad decisions that worked out ok. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/9e...
I feel attacked.
Stop what you're doing and watch this right now.
I endorse Muppet optimism. I'll take any optimism at this point.
#ICYMI Episode 153 is NOW AVAILABLE for your momentary distraction. We've been doing this for FIVE YEARS now. promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/ff...
It's Episode 153! The Jareds Stern mark 5 years of the show by welcoming a new Jared Stern to the fold, recap the holidays, and share high hopes for the new Muppet Show reboot. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/ff...
Condorman will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
What is the point of the AI here? It adds nothing to the ad. Like, the soup doesn't start talking to me or anything. It just badly animated some cars and planets. I guarantee you dropping acid would sell more chowder than this dreck.
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "today is international stop being a fuckface day"
Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
I get to wrap up 2025 by sharing the stage with some of the best comics in DC (or any city). Treat yourself on the last night of Hanukkah and check out the show.
They will never be able to recapture the spirit of silliness of the original. My expectations are limbo champion low.
Mixed Tape?
One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...
I am very much ready to shoot this year into the sun.
It's Episode 152! The Jareds Stern talk about an unfortunate but necessary trip, a misused idiom, and the possible arc for this season. Enjoy!
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