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Oh this is VERY good

Sick, pathetic, sadistic, shit excuse of a man.

You're doing great 💙 let the ADHD creativity run through you

YAY

Your dog looks like a leopard. I am in love

I think it's finally leaving 😭 praise pisces

Why can't they at least make it artistic. Draw a fuckin dick and balls when you're up there ffs

I am having unpublishable thoughts

Let they that have not tasted grass cast the first stone

fuck OFF, helicopter, why today!?

I volunteer as tribute! Call me when you have guac!

(I'm kidding, I don't leave my apartment, but GUAAAAC)

Where did you see the listing?

If I had actually attended meetings, I could totally email the group and ask for leads. Unfortunately I didn't get the chance. Work kept scheduling things over every single meeting.

I have been tapping ALL my potential networks for job leads. The market is just shit.

I don't pay dues though. It's an annual membership and it expired while I was on a leave of absence from work. Then I quit. I wouldn't pay it out of pocket.

They have a job board but I'm not gonna find anything there that I wouldn't find on the MN nonprofit job board.

Oh I was totally gonna mark it done haha! It's just I know this particular task will need to be completed today anyway for odor reasons. But I will take my time.

lmao ok good luck sweetie

Gonna "maximize" the next in-person UMW GPA meeting by passing around a fucking bong

A screenshot of an email sent at 3:26 PM from the Upper Midwest chapter of the Grants Professionals Association. The email subject line is in all caps for some reason and it reads, "Are you maximizing your GPA membership?"

Fucking shit, Grants Professionals Association, NO, I'm trying to maximize LOVING MYSELF, not the professional membership I currently don't have because I need to force my next job to pay for it.

Chill the fuck out

Basically it uses up all my Pain Spoons for the day, lol. So I will have to not do any more laundry or other cleaning, and will probably need a bath tonight.

The things we do for our little bird friends...

It's mostly just A Lot, chronic pain wise. But since I was putting away groceries anyway, I threw away what I could and even cleaned the bottom shelf of the fridge. But then there's the stuff in tupperwares, doing the dishes, taking out the trash because that's gonna get icky pretty fast...

YES. So many. Hospitals, hotels, office buildings.

My groceries will be late.

Not gonna say shit to the app or her about it; shit happens, it's fine.

It's just. My emotional support cookies. :( pls

Honestly this is a really good day. Laika was a very good girl 💙 so you got some stuff done, and now you, my favorite disco snail, get to help y'all relax!

Proud of y'all

I'm still frozen at "clean out the fridge" lol. I would simply rather not!

I'm not a failure. But I AM failing. And I'm running out of time to fail. All I can do is keep churning out applications. And when I can't... I want to be kind to myself, but I'm out of time.

It's terrifying & capitalism sucks & I really AM very skilled and hot but I need someone to pay me for it.

You'd think that would make it easier by taking the pressure off of me, but it's just terrifying. The very slight wrong body language on my end. The interviewer having a cold, which meant it was harder to read how they felt about my responses. How grumpy HR is that day.

I know people are cheering for me. And I do appreciate where it's coming from, really 💙

The problem is: I know I'm skilled and qualified and hot and stuff. But I've still been unable to find work, because it's about so many factors outside of me and my control.

I hope everyone is normal at you. But also. You are right. This city knows you are right. I hope you can live righteously in the face of any bullshittery because you are so completely fucking right.

Sending hugs. I'm so sorry for your loss and whatever difficult feelings are coming up from that. 🫂💙

I've had faith in me, too. Many times since the job search started (July).

I am running out of the money (MY saved money) that allowed me to support my faith in me.

Job applications went fine when hypomanic yesterday. Otherwise they have been agonizing.

Faith won't help me anymore.