jake

Electric start to Raw tonight

Here we go

FORGOT TO BRING MY CHAPSTICK TO WORK FUCKKKKKK

Youngest team in the NFL. Everyone getting banged up. Jacobs being the only one to get anything going offensively.

It’s tough & it sucks, but I feel like the Packers are in the first year of a window to compete deep into the playoffs.

Writing was on the wall. Onto the next 🦌

Forgot I signed up for a 6pm golf tournament tonight, let’s win this stupid thing

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I was a collegiate cheerleader and coach! 🎉

Threads is full of attention seeking spam, which is a shame because they were truly the first real, potential competitor that could have taken over this space

The Weeknd releasing one last album under his current persona is so bittersweet. The range he was able to cover in 10+ years, the consistency and evolution has been amazing to witness. Where does he even go from here? I’d imagine a HUGE stylistic shift is coming after this album drops.

The real moron is the person who doesn’t gather that this is an impersonation of the dumb people on that app. You’d fit in well over there by hurling insults like that! 🫡

It’s so hard to change habits but when I’m doomscrolling, I’ve always used Twitter. It’s impossible now. So many dumb people just amplifying other dumb people. Swapping it for Bluesky on the main app bar is gonna force me to be better 🙏🏼

“These LA fires are burning everything BUT the powerlines… Sounds a lot like 9/11. 🧐 What is Joe Biden hiding? RT to spread this message to fellow patriots!”

“Introducing NEW dark MAGA hats! Get yours today!”

“Elon have my children!”

That’s all Twitter is now. Bluesky on the main app bar ✅

There’s not much to do at a golf course over winter and I’m pretty certain I’ve seen all the Internet I can handle for the day, at the ripe hour of 10:17am

I just audibly said, “ain’t nothing good on this thing” and set my phone down only to immediately pick it back up and post this

Saints fans, beware: the bus trip is all inclusive

I will be inside Lambeau tomorrow.

Aaron Jones’ initial burst of speed will always impress me

I’m starting to catch myself instinctively check this app more and I think a large part of that comes from Blue Sky putting in effort to make itself better.

That being said: trending tab with sports and news please

Agreed, Philly fans put him and Ben Simmons against Giannis throughout the late 2010’s and then shit switched dramatically by the time the new decade hit lol

I need a Wemby v. Giannis & and a Luka v. Giannis finals before it’s all said and done.

And some ECF’s over the Celtics 😅

Giannis needs to make statements against Tatum, Luka, AD and Wemby now.

Ben Simmons was a first round KO

Embiid was an injury stoppage

KAT didn’t make it out of his corner at the start of the second round

Jimmy Butler talked a lot before the fight, and never made it to the championship rounds

Giannis winning in 2021 is extra cool now because there are several rival stars with resumes being questioned every day on the timeline, as their careers start winding down. I remember when Embiid vs. Giannis was a real debate. Thankful we’re on the right side of history 😅

I didn’t know what my EA ID was because I made it in 2016 or something and it turns out, twenty year old Jake decided to name himself Jameis Crab Legs

THE BEARS STILL SUCK! HIT THE MUSIC!

RIGHT ON TIME WHEW

Need more Jordan Love and less run attempts here

I need a trending tab on here expeditiously

The dumbest motherfuckers think their poverty will be solved by a billionaire because of the billionaires’ last term in office, without realizing the billionaire inherited policies enacted by a previous President. For those keeping score at home, the billionaire doesn’t give a fuck about poor people

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Think they sell BEER here?