Paul

Can see the tabloid headline now.
"Otter woke nonsense"

🎵 Arne Slot

Nah.

Bright spark for me was that fella who kept passing it to us.
Yeah. More of that.

Did anyone think to tell the lads it was an early kick off?

Pressing like fuck.

But the incision-free heart surgery live shows are true, right?

1-0 og

Imagine if they moved it every day like that fortress in Krull

Weekend not ruined ✅
Up the Reds. 💪🏼

Yes Curtis. Class.

Get in. 2-0

"Gettin' too old to give this meat a good ol' rub."

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Not thought about Shrek for 20-odd years but ok.

"... and it was raining."

Up the Schrodinger's Reds!

Normal service will be resumed.
Anthony Taylor will return in
'The Manc who F**ked Me Over'

There you go. Consistency at least.

Just wouldn't flush would they?

💪🏼 #UTR

If Maccas didn't count last week surely that one won't count.

Think Heitinga provided that last season. Not sure what van bronkhurst brings to the party but it def ain't that.

Good pass from Gakpo there mind. Well in.

Ha ha you jammy get.

Nah, def saving it for the CL final.

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Whoo hoo. Nice Macca.

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Gerrin.

Won the coin toss have we?
Ooh la la

Apparently Japan Airlines' seats recline by sliding forwards so the back of the seat doesn't affect the person behind.

AhHahahaha hahahaha
Scabs.