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Tweet from a user sarcastically calling Trump the “President of the United States of America,” with an American flag emoji. Below is a TV screenshot showing Donald Trump next to a graphic titled “Trump’s Attacks on Women Reporters,” listing several dates with insults he used, including “Quiet, piggy,” “Insubordinate,” “Ugly,” “Are you stupid?,” “Stupid and nasty,” and “Obnoxious and terrible.”

We need to teach our young men about misogyny so they don't think it's okay to become like him.

Posting so Nintendo’s listening team captures this feedback: I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 JUST TO PLAY AGE OF IMPRISONMENT AND IT WAS WORTH IT

I am now accepting that we’ve moved from baby stage into toddler stage.

This is without a doubt a correct opinion. My fave as well and it gets such little love!

icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun

This girl started chemo today. She was very brave and I love her so much.

I have decided it’s weird to say “what’s _______” in response to a question on jeopardy. “What is _____” is vastly superior.

A text that says “Who was in the news recently, like an actor I mean who got kind of irritated because people were paying more attention to his penis size than his acting.”

Text from my mom. Your guess is as good as mine

#booksky

Currently reading the new book about Haymitch and it’s interesting to see the Snow story continue there as well.

I enjoyed it. I’m a fan of learning more about a villain’s origin story, and I was intrigued by unexpected elements of Snow’s life, like poverty, and how they drove his life. Lucy Gray is a perfect foil and it ends on a really interesting note.

AN ACTUAL DOVE: [to Prince] we sound nothing like that when we cry

Now that my baby is almost 9 months old, I have developed strong opinions on diapers. Primarily: Pampers all the way. They have saved us from countless near-leaks and blowouts. Praise Pampers.

I managed to wake up extra early today to work out! I AM UNSTOPPABLE

Garbage!

Being a working mom is humbling. One moment I’m deep into work and then I get a text about a potential rash on my baby’s belly that whips me back into mom mode before quickly swinging back into work mode.

It’s a bit too much of a compliment to have the likes of Mike Meyers play Elon Musk

Birthday. Blue bubbles and a Bender.

The highlight of the facial may have been the beginning when my provider said, “you have nothing to do. You have nowhere to be.” A true balm for my spirit.

Today’s Madison adventures: facial at Kosa and then buying a few things at Femmesstival since it was conveniently downstairs from the spa

Chappell Roan should do a Titanic-themed music video with herself as Rose

I’ve been pumping every day for 8 months now. Started at 8 times a day and now down to 5. And I think…I’m ready to wind down. Any advice on how to do it without feeling guilty?

After 8 months of feeding the baby in the middle of the night and pumping, last night was the first time I’ve had an unbroken night of sleep. 7 whole hours. Amazing.

He really is!

My husband complimented me by saying “thank you for being beautiful.” Which is a great compliment. I like to think it implies it’s a BURDEN to beautiful. Like it is a mantle I must heroically carry each day. I am Atlas, and beauty is my earth.

Don Draper proposing Seal the Seal in a Mountain Dew ad.

I’m a mom who loves to craft and know deep down a Cricut is in my future but I honestly don’t know what I’d do with one. I just assume it’ll come to me, like mom jeans or a minivan

And Zendaya is Meechee

a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a white suit says i hate him

My opinion on Anthony #BelowDeckDownUnder