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Vinnie Pasquantino just became the cousin of so many italian-americans

Vinnie Pasquantino is the first player to homer three times in a World Baseball Classic game

Damn I had feared that. I honestly forgot he was still playing until I started seeing rumors of him going to GB

That's nice. They needed a guy

YUJI NAGATA ON BLOODSPORT!??

A customer just asked for something called Adam Carolla's Mangria. Against all odds he had a wife with him

We won by the way

Phil Margera if he was a Kobe stan: Bam stop. No. Cut it out. I'm gonna kick your ass bam

This is about Bam

*repeatedly while flipping through my morning newspaper*
Mohamed atta would have loved this

Hell yeah Italy

Quay Walker is also fine but sometimes you'll be yelling at him through your TV screen

Romeo Doubs, Rasheed Walker, and Malik Willis are all great. Your team would be lucky to have them. Browns and Jets don't look at this skeet please

I don't expect much from Green Bay so I'm just rooting for the ex-Packers to sign with good teams

James sunderland’s dogshit fake beard in the silent hill 2 movie, which wasn’t even the most egregiously bad part of the movie despite him lookin like he lost a bet in a party city

I watched the silent hill 2 movie and now I can’t stop thinking about her

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Pro wrestling rules and it really sucks that wwe killed its reputation with decades of shit programming

Based on early reactions Zaire might not be as good as I think. But I'm pretty thrilled with this

We gotta make the slugs more fuckable

I'm just happy it's not the nfc north

That's a fact

Whoop whoop

This is just proof that conservatives are alone all the time

Just had a customer in a hatchetman shirt with his fly down talking to me about tax writeoffs

First Dog down

Kristi Noem has signed a 10-day contract with Power Slap

it's the little things

I owed them $13 last year so that's progress I guess

My state tax return is $1