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Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement

@named4wool

She/her. Crisis manager for a complex household of chaos muppets, including cats, mathematicians, and guitar players. Academic adjacent. Freelance copy editor for #knitting and #crochet patterns. ADHD. LSG.

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Finally changed the strings on my Taylor (should have done it months ago). I might be trying to prove to the universe that I deserve an electric guitar.

11.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh, I have the house to myself for a bit. I'll just be over here banging on the piano and belting out "Let It Go" from Frozen.

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's bad

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Major remodels are fun for nobody. (We had a partial second story added, too.)

09.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a lovely remembrance!

09.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gods, my husband had this clock for years. It was a glorious day when I finally got to throw it away.

09.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The constant background radiation of evil being rewarded? Yeah that. Also, I should take a shower and go to bed.

09.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was doing ok, and then suddenly I'm sitting here crying over a movie I saw once, fifteen years ago.

09.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I will when I figure out where I put it!

08.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days a grieving parent at a dignified transfer is going to fervently shake his hand and fake-fawn "Thank you so, SO much for taking time away from your golfing to honor my child" and he won't even understand they're being facetious.

08.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wove a guitar strap (several actually), but somehow can’t manage to get around to attaching the hardware to the band.

08.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you’re right about crochet here (I wouldn’t know about pottery). I do enjoy seeing yours! I’m just too pigheaded to be a product for Meta. In fairness, I’m not using social media to try to promote a business, so I can make that choice without taking a financial hit.

08.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah here it would make more sense to stay on Standard time year round, but I get why the Mainers would rather have DST year round.

08.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re here, but one has to hunt for them because there isn’t an aggressive algorithm hunting them down for you. (Meanwhile, on Threads, if you express sympathy for one person, its algorithm will flood you with sad posts.) Are you subscribed to a good set of Feeds?

08.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not only on the western edge of a time zone, but on one that’s drawn so that it bulges extra far to the west. Sunset will be at 9:20 here on the 4th of July.

08.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Daylight Stupid Time, all ye who celebrate.

08.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: You put your Diet Coke in a GLASS? Why aren't you drinking from the can as the gods intended?
Him: I wanted it cold
Me: Well why don't you keep one in the fridge then?
Him <sternly> This is not a problem that needs solving. What do you care?
Me: Because FUCK ICE, that's why

08.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the owners of all the gigantic F150s that passed me on the prairie today: I got 35.7 mpg in my Subaru Forester on a trip that wasn't even all highway driving. HAHA I WIN

08.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly I do not have this skill

08.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And at no time on this trip did I go into a guitar store and try out semi hollow body electrics. So virtuous.

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman without a shirt is looking at the camera with a dart board in the background ALT: a woman without a shirt is looking at the camera with a dart board in the background
08.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two hanks of sock yarn and two braids of fiber laid out parallel on the seat of a car. The yarn and the fiber are all in shades of teal and purple, although the fiber also has a fair amount of white.

Two hanks of sock yarn and two braids of fiber laid out parallel on the seat of a car. The yarn and the fiber are all in shades of teal and purple, although the fiber also has a fair amount of white.

I was quite restrained at the fiber festival.

08.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so unfair that the Illinois Fiber Festival doesn’t line up with your spring break :(

07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Bloomington Illinois! Just east of Veteran’s Parkway at East Vernon Ave.

07.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently drinking a latte in the car in the parking lot of the McLean County Fairgrounds while waiting for the Illinois Fiber Festival to open.

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I ended up doing!

07.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toe up is my default, but at 9 stitches per inch, I can manage to flub a double wrapped short row heel in low light (sometimes I drop a loop while p3togtbl), and my other preferred heel requires picking up stitches.

07.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a latte from a shipping container this morning. @acerbicotter.bsky.social, recognize this place?

07.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Have acquired soda, candy, and $3.99/gallon gas (sigh). Road trip commencing.

06.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I used to do too! But hotel lighting has gotten so bad that it doesn't play well with my aging vision and preference for very thin sock yarn. I can work on a leg or a foot, but I'll have trouble turning a heel in low light.

06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0