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should have stopped at 3 in honor of kobe

12.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More gotcha questions. If my toilet was accused of a crime I would not acknowledge my relationship with it in the first place,

11.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mines to the left of me, chokepoint to the right here I am. Stuck in the Straight of Hormuz.

You can have that one for free.

11.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a series of own goals the US government is creating the only conditions that could actually lead to a popular revolt in this powerfully treatarded nation, deprivation of goodies

11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking a bottle of red wine is the best thing you can do to reduce turd stress

11.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Green turns to brown under stress,

11.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Increasingly clear that the future of the species hinges on the American/Israeli empire collapsing before the climate does

11.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13

If it isn't magic it's just a hand full of beans and their lives depend on you buying them so what else are they gonna tell you

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all of the arguments for AI that aren't based in profit motive make these people look like artless dullards and the ones that are make them look like stupid ass holes who don't care about anyone or anything but themselves. tired of listening to new pitches for the same bull shit. shut the fuck up

11.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

estrogen is magic 🩷

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 4437 πŸ” 761 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 13672 πŸ” 3980 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

Listen up, chucklefuck: im baby

10.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this fat dump trying to look like trump or did a stick of dynamite blow up in his face before he went on

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These mutants want you to believe that they're trying to bring on the biblical apocalypse but it's the same story as always, they're just building a fortress to keep their plunder in. They think we're as craven and desperate as they are. They think we're too stupid to see what they're doing.

10.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the cabinet business, and my professional opinion is that they are unhinged, and there are many screws loose. 😁

10.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no won’t someone think of the oil! The average American politician has a more visceral reaction to oil being destroyed than the charred remains of children. Notice how they never ask Israel to stop bombing hospitals and schools.

09.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Does Aesop Rock have the "pass" ?
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Note from Admin: No

08.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel showing Nancy outside the bank with a sign that says "VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT." She speaks with a banker "I'd like to borrow two dollars" 
"What for?"
"Goatse"
"What?"
[Nancy performing the Goatse pose with her mouth, wearing the iconic ring]

Panel showing Nancy outside the bank with a sign that says "VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT." She speaks with a banker "I'd like to borrow two dollars" "What for?" "Goatse" "What?" [Nancy performing the Goatse pose with her mouth, wearing the iconic ring]

nantse

29.08.2023 15:30 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

you're going to end up in a big ass shoe if you don't turn back from this decision

07.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one way you could fuck it up is to stock "mice" in stead of "rice" ! but that's just a cute little joke i thought of not serious advice

07.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Piss has been coming and going all night parking on my hip then my leg then my knee now my ankle. Next stop feet!

07.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 6305 πŸ” 1336 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 100

didnt know you could post like this.....

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does anybody have a good explanation for why you "have to" have this? i haven't been carded for anything since i was 19 unless the person at the counter was also 19. were they afraid i wasn't american or that they'd get fired? nothing else matters so why does this

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3079 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 13

Every day I understand more and more how this costume was fooling people

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

oh bother

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not helping things that i have to delete this post to fix my typo

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i dont think gore or obama would have helped matters much and frankly sanders is a wooly zionist but jackson, that guy seemed to walk the walk

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO

07.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0