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@hellerexposed

Billionaires make the world go south. Like, really fucking fast. In a previous incarnation I was a parody of climate denier Tony Heller: https://tonyhellerakastevengoddard.com

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Don’t worry. We will bounce back from all this in 40K years. Blink of an eye, geologically speaking.

12.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If everyone could live forever you’d destroy humanity. Young people would have to carry the load for billions of elderly people who get more and more decrepit over time.

Death makes room for new blood and new ideas.

12.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America: dumbing things down below sea level.

12.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please stay there.

12.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we going to send service women abro?

12.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget Tony Heller. Page 146.

10.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And who is to say a powerful guy like Lindsey can’t commune with the dead?

10.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Musk said it was the driver’s fault for accidentally turning on full β€œself-crashing” mode.

10.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have a toilet with indoor plumbing? And you’re still complaining?!

09.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean? He didn’t say it?

09.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You hire Superman to fly around the earth so fast it reverses direction.

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re that optimistic he won’t tactical nukes?

09.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More like I make stupid decision all around.

09.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Commander Graham helping the cause. Can we get Markwayne to weigh in?

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Good Intentions Helped Pave Trump’s Road to Iran

Gift article. But 3 bucks says you won’t read this either.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/w...

07.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m saying your knee jerk reaction is overriding your basic reading comprehension skills.

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please read the article.

07.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of the Noem and into the Mullin.

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ive Got A Feeling Paul Mccartney GIF ALT: Ive Got A Feeling Paul Mccartney GIF

Trump is no Sir Paul

04.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to $6/gal gas.

04.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know how to stop the war. Draft Baron.

02.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude thinks he’s ringside at a WWE event.

02.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Run the new system in parallel with same inputs for 10 years. If outputs are the same for that long, you are probably good to go.

24.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as it returns a giant tax return or bank balance in my favor, I’m all for it.

24.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but the Free Press told me worrying about climate change wasn’t cool anymore.

24.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Naw. I’ve never heard the fans kick on once. I run like 30 containers on it. Doesn’t skip a beat.

24.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing. It was a joke.

24.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a fine line between clever and absolutely fucking insane.

23.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the biz, we call that kind of pandering a β€œwallet warmer.”

20.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Modest AI Proposal for the Petroleum Industry Real BCG projections. Real lobbying figures. Real consulting frameworks. A formal strategy memo for weaponizing AI in petroleum communications. Everything in it is already happening.

The question is, how will those numbers hold up in the age of AI?

unreplug.com/blog/a-modes...

19.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0