Jim

Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Jim’s first rule: If it jams, force it.
It if breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway.

Imma do a strawberry-infused Malört.

Here’s 14.9oz of Harp in a typical US “pint” glass.

I just saw something that made me think: Beer should come in 7-packs. One for each day of the week. Buy as many 7-packs as are necessary to get you through said week.

Things that happen in Scotland. 🙌🙏🫶👇

The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet On Friday a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.

torrents are undefeated:

www.404media.co/the-removed-...

a man with a beard wearing headphones and a baseball cap ALT: a man with a beard wearing headphones and a baseball cap

Me opening that post. 😂

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Presented in full spectrum dynamic color!

Walking along the lake getting sandblasted with gale-driven sleet and graupel. 👍 💪

Yuck! 😔

"Faster than a speeding bullet."

I love watching border collies work.

So awful. I haven’t heard about Central’s glass. Is it unscathed?

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😂 ⭐️

a little girl wearing a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies . ALT: a little girl wearing a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies .

Maybe.

TSA need some sort of pre-clearance for passengers with liquor bottles. I’m not going to do anything bad with a bottle of single malt scotch that cost more than my first-class ticket ffs. 🤦‍♂️

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

A drink for Vermonters The story of the M. & F.C. Dorn Company, prohibition and bottling in the Queen City

Today is #NationalGingerAle day, and to celebrate, here's an article from History Connections about the the M. & F.C. Dorn Company and their line of home-grown sodas, including a zesty ginger ale that recently made a comeback.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

Yes, I’m free this weekend. No, that doesn’t mean I want to do anything

🫰 This came on right after I dismounted. 🕺

Today’s random 5K treadmill playlist. 😏 😬

Exactly I think.

What are the chances of there being TWO serial killers on an airplane?

🤔 “Here’s a dollar. Give me 85 chicken wings!”

In a bar downtown and Delta Dawn comes on. Been probably 50 years since I heard_ yeah I’m fkn old.

a fat man wearing a yellow cardigan and a hat is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' . ALT: a fat man wearing a yellow cardigan and a hat is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .

I can’t seem to leave Red Panda without feeling like I’ve eaten too much. 😋

Mr. President! How is the war going??