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Deborah S. Bowen

@disneydeborah

Math-averse PR professor and for-hire content writer. International bright young thing. Word nerd. Voice of an angel. Reasonably funny. Loudly Jewish. Twitter expat. Insubordinate and churlish. Short.

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Latest posts by Deborah S. Bowen @disneydeborah

DADDY LOOK LOOK DADDY LOOK WHAT I MADE DADDY LOOK I MADE THIS WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING DADDY

22.03.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got Desantis οΏΌ

13.03.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Truly it is a That Time in the semester

The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end

08.03.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This absolute passive aggressive drama queen πŸ’€

08.03.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I am tired of how much we have already normalized a Seig Heil.

Tired.

08.03.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Nazi the rebranding of Steak & Shake taking such a turn

08.03.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant hook a sister up

07.03.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Two. Grackles. Enter.

One. Grackle. Leaves.

07.03.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so interested in learning more about β€œFIGHT JAZZ”

07.03.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who left their Subway six inch on the counter in the restroom in the B-School

07.03.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The way I would go face-first into like 89% of these

06.03.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Won’t coming home be even more spectacular??

06.03.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Howdy to my new followers! Please say hi so I’ll know to return the favor.

06.03.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Sluggo.

06.03.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone starting to think the Dems might be in on … whatever this is

06.03.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I asked ChatGPT by pasting your exact post in:, In today’s economy:
β€’ Budget Range: $50–$75 half-hour (high-level professionals).
β€’ Mid-Tier/Competitive: $75–$125 half-hour (elite-level instructors, major metros).
β€’ Premium/Exclusive: $125–$200+ half-hour (sought-after instructor w int’l recog).

06.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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First customer of the day and he is not pleased with my tardiness.
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass

06.03.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Robot Platypus Day to all who celebrate

06.03.2025 07:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am reminded that today is 3/05 and for that, I honor this icon #IYKYK

06.03.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did not vote for this, yet everything bad keeps Russian toward me

05.03.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like every other store now. Nothing β€œDisney” about it beyond the merch. The homogenization of American shops has come to WDW. A true bummer.

05.03.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished the season finale of Severance and WHAAAAAAA

No spoilers, please.

05.03.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I continue, despite my best instincts, to put on male-forward terrestrial radio on my drive to work. Today, it was a love fest for Josh Hawley.

05.03.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The energy I will bring into Monday

03.03.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, it’s the self-awareness for me

02.03.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wore it better: George Bush (bottom) or me (top)?

01.03.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0