Andey Ripley

why not simply have The Eagles fly the barrels directly to Mount Doom

My stress dreams used to be about getting to the airport or fighting my dad but now they’re about the guy who runs a hippie store at the mall stealing handmade soaps from my friend to sell them, and I’m in charge of the reparative justice.

Pokopia is literally just a game about some guys in a situation doing their fucking best and it’s so beautiful.

calling on promotions and training schools to put some effort into attracting female trainees

(start by getting rid of all the abusers on your staff)

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

These monkeys aren’t punch; instead, they adopted knives as their absent parents, much like CREEPS.

Reminder:

CREEPS is for manic weirdos and freaks.

Who & what I like about this clip:

1. CREEPS
2. The ref’s rainbow shirt
3. The use of Radiohead
4-299. Everything and everyone else 🤼

A picture of the Pokémon ditto, who is a purple blob

At the gym working on my ideal body

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Ooooh I will check that out, too!

This looks delightful

People are like “it’s a dragon quest builders rip off” and I’m like “it’s dub without the annoying boss battles plus Pokémon? Perfect”

I love it so far

Well well well, if it isn’t the people who suck doing some more shit that sucks

I’m buying a switch 2 entirely for Pokopia. So much money. 🤮

Is this available as a print or short?

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

"Frankenstein is the doctor," I warn people on my way out of spooky urgent care

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

sparkly AEW pkmn and bear stickers 🧸🌈✨

Me? You? Me? You?

🤼: @cabarestle.bsky.social

Damn damn damn

She’s so perfect

#Wrestlesky

Sorry for all the skeets tonight, but anyway…

My go-to curse is “I hope [x] gets a rash” so I am having a good day.

Blood boiling

Between the crying and the panic attacks, I am so ready to be done with peri.