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Bombed Iranian girls school had vivid website and yearslong online presence An Iranian girls school that took a direct hit on the first day of the war had a yearslong online presence, including dozens of photos of the children and their activities, before it was bombed along ...

The girls' school likely destroyed by an American missile had colorful murals *visible from space* as far back as 2018.

By @pearswick.press & Ryan McNeil:

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RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

Everybody who claimed it was just about the kids should be whacked in the shins

This was simultaneously 6 years ago, 46 years ago, and 6 days ago. That's how time works in Hades disguised as Earth.

It looks like too much work for me, I'll have to find a deli making it that way to try it.

That looks amazing.

why won't he just drop the fuck dead already?

*Ren

I've only dropped acid a couple times and my only regret is not watching Red & Stimpy while I was tripping.

Powdered Toast Man!

I go to planet fitness because it's not too expensive and there are fewer meatheads than other gyms (though there are always a few). Not as much fun as my soccer playing days, but I always feel better after I go.

I hate this country

I've only ever gone to Chili's after an adult rec league soccer game, because it was close to the fields we played at, and the only place we felt comfortable bringing a dozen sweaty, smelly, grass-stained soccer players. Even Applebee's felt too classy for that.

Guillotine for the editor in charge of this shit.

We've all been guilty of it!

I want to attribute this anecdote to E.B. White, but I could be wrong. Anyway, his wife was telling him about her day or explaining something in great detail and he's staring blankly into space. She looks at him and says, "Are you writing while I'm talking to you?"

Illinois, you have one week to get to the polls and make your voices heard! If you're voting by mail, make sure to get your ballot in TODAY by 5pm to ensure your vote is counted!

I agree, and I've never even heard the audio on his commercial, I've only seen his ads on TVs at the gym and they come off so phony.

No country should participate unless FIFA moves all the games to Canada and Mexico.

there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it

this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

I don’t want to live in a country where people can just say this without being punched in the mouth

Beat me to it!

Curious what you'd think of relegation/promotion in the league? It makes the games so much more exciting for those bottom tier teams in world football. No tanking for draft picks, if the Wizards get relegated, some team in Bangor or Santa Fe takes their spot in the league next year.

if democrats even brought a broken plastic spork to a gun fight, it would be the most prepared they'd ever been for a fight in their lives

yet they continue to bring a soggy 6-day old spaghetti noodle to a nuke fight

"I wave my noodle and warn you to put down that nuke right this instant, mister!"

Lucky you, I get way too many texts overall. But then, I hardly ever talk to people in person so maybe texting is my sad social life.

This should be a campaign ad.

Weird for this dude to so openly beg to meet a guillotine.

I am on way too many Dem email and text lists. I get texts about comptrollers in my district. Who TF gets texts about comptroller primaries? Me, apparently.