Triton Buccaneer

Worth it for the vibes but I didn’t feel compelled to finish it. Great trailer

The algorithm figures out you’re dead but the autopay is still running (otherwise statistically you would have canceled at any previous horror)

God damn it. Beat by 35 seconds

Still think about the Tupperware all these years later.

Man… PPS looks like they’re about to try and close the one arts elementary school in town (Buckman) by first cutting back the three arts teachers to less than full time and driving down enrollment further. They even moved the school board meeting yesterday without giving warning to avoid comments

I used that coffin blind and didn’t notice due to armor selection for days

I tried to fit warby parker in there so many times before it came to me

Victor Raybanyama

I’m just happy to learn it really is Italian, in spite of the claims of the exchange student forced to eat at Olive Garden in the popular internet video.

Alfredo III who has merged himself with the pasta and will live 1000 years

Not to be that guy, but that alt text was so compelling that I now know that’s actually Alfredo III, who now controls the Alfredo mines

They do tell on themselves all the time over at the Times

Someone on Reddit posted video of a reenactment done as a sort of civil war homage

Fett’s Vette is an all timer I can still sing along to at over twice the age I was when I learned it.

Newlywed in Groundhog Day?

They’re being radicalized into communists by ram shortages after years of gpu shortages

Wait… is Dune real?

Mostly a renamed He-man women haters club.

This reads like item descriptions in Control

“Cool door handle remover”

I have that Brother they tell you to get. At some point it stopped connecting to wifi and now I have to connect it via Ethernet on demand due to placement.

Where’s my 70mm cut of Jingle all the Way?

Heart

I’m constantly making this observation to my wife while trying to maintain my heat health.

And Fox Robin Hood?!? A rich text right there

Is this the only Phil Hartman movie to be shown in IMAX?

I watched Big Joel’s conservative comedy video and yeah I don’t envy anyone having to watch this movie even at an ironic distance.

“Dilemma menu? Buddy, you just got Ender’s Gamed”

This kind of has a Darmok rhythm to it

I went to Paris with someone that had already been and she was like “the louvre isn’t that great, let’s go to the Orsay” and that place was amazing and had no lines. It probably helped knowing nothing about it and just going “THAT’s here?” every five minutes

Hmm. Outside the box dinner idea.