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Worth it for the vibes but I didn’t feel compelled to finish it. Great trailer

14.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The algorithm figures out you’re dead but the autopay is still running (otherwise statistically you would have canceled at any previous horror)

14.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God damn it. Beat by 35 seconds

13.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still think about the Tupperware all these years later.

13.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man… PPS looks like they’re about to try and close the one arts elementary school in town (Buckman) by first cutting back the three arts teachers to less than full time and driving down enrollment further. They even moved the school board meeting yesterday without giving warning to avoid comments

13.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used that coffin blind and didn’t notice due to armor selection for days

13.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to fit warby parker in there so many times before it came to me

13.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Victor Raybanyama

13.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just happy to learn it really is Italian, in spite of the claims of the exchange student forced to eat at Olive Garden in the popular internet video.

13.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alfredo III who has merged himself with the pasta and will live 1000 years

Alfredo III who has merged himself with the pasta and will live 1000 years

Not to be that guy, but that alt text was so compelling that I now know that’s actually Alfredo III, who now controls the Alfredo mines

13.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

They do tell on themselves all the time over at the Times

13.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on Reddit posted video of a reenactment done as a sort of civil war homage

13.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fett’s Vette is an all timer I can still sing along to at over twice the age I was when I learned it.

13.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Newlywed in Groundhog Day?

13.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re being radicalized into communists by ram shortages after years of gpu shortages

12.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait… is Dune real?

12.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Mostly a renamed He-man women haters club.

12.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like item descriptions in Control

12.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCool door handle remover”

12.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have that Brother they tell you to get. At some point it stopped connecting to wifi and now I have to connect it via Ethernet on demand due to placement.

12.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s my 70mm cut of Jingle all the Way?

12.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heart

12.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m constantly making this observation to my wife while trying to maintain my heat health.

12.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Fox Robin Hood?!? A rich text right there

12.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the only Phil Hartman movie to be shown in IMAX?

12.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched Big Joel’s conservative comedy video and yeah I don’t envy anyone having to watch this movie even at an ironic distance.

12.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDilemma menu? Buddy, you just got Ender’s Gamed”

12.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This kind of has a Darmok rhythm to it

12.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to Paris with someone that had already been and she was like β€œthe louvre isn’t that great, let’s go to the Orsay” and that place was amazing and had no lines. It probably helped knowing nothing about it and just going β€œTHAT’s here?” every five minutes

12.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. Outside the box dinner idea.

12.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0