fancy that
10.03.2026 13:25
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fancy that
They should roll out Arabic lessons and everything else too for those of us who don't speak duolingi.
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Tuesday March 10 page of The Far Side desk calendar. Featured cartoon shows two cows sitting on a couch watching TV when a rotary phone on a side table across the room begins to ring. they stare at the phone and one says to the other, "Well, there it goes again... And we just sit here without opposable thumbs."
happy tuesday
This would be funny if it wasn't actually tragically funny.
they deserve all the mockery about to rain down on their stupid heads
Oh, what a great thread. Love this brilliant detective work, amazing that they'd use this, the wankers!
done that a few times, pretending to navigate, slowly, and badly to my home page, accidentally switching my (non PC) laptop off etc. but then thought, this is my time I'm wasting, just fuck off straight away.
just horrible. these predators
can't bear it that the primary target for these arseholes is a baffled, harmless old person living alone and suddenly fearful about being hacked, brr
Just got a scam call from an Indian phone bank which escalated REALLY quickly when I asked how they knew I used a PC. "Don't get over-smart with me! I know everything about you, including where you live!" Imagine being frail, elderly and vulnerable getting bullied by these cunts. This fucking world.
I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.
Oh this is fantastic. Elegantly brutal and funny. Cor.
get equipped with noisy travel
Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
Taken from the current issue of Private Eye, if anyone's interested.
NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.
New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school, where 175 people were reportedly killed, including children.
The Difeafes and Calualties this Week, Impofthume Infants Killed by a fall from the Bel- frey at Alhallows the Great- Kinglevil- Lethargy Palfie Plague- 7165 Rickets Rifing of the Lights IL Scowing Scurvy- Spleen- Spotted Feaver. TOE Stilborn- 17, Stone- Stopping of the fomach- 9. Strangury .- Suddenly Surfeit- 49 Teeth 12L Thruíh Timpany. Tiffck Vomiting: 5 Winde- Wormes IS Bortive A Aged. Ague. Apoplexic. Biceding; Barnt in his Bed by a Candle y at St. Giles Cripplegate Canker Childbed-Chrilomes- Confumption Convuilion Cough-Droplic- Feaver- Flor and Small-pox-Frighted Gow-Grief Griping in the Guts-Jaundies- 42 18 134 64 33 309 3 C Males Shrifined Females— 95 CIn all-- - 81 Plague-7165 -176 --8297) Increafed in the Burials this Week- 607 Parithes clear of the Plague- Parithes Infe&ted -126 Ibe Afise of Bread ferforth by Order of the Lord Malor and Court of Aldermen, A penny Wheaten Loaf to contain Nine Ounces and a half, and three half-penny White Loaves the like weighr. A weekly Bill of Mortality, 1665. In this particular week 7165 people died of plague, but some still died of grief, lethargy, falling off a belfry or just "suddenly. Note, at the foot, the controlled price of bread.
1665 - a week in London of causes of dearth. Plague very big that week. Significant number of Griping in the Guts.
I laughed way more than I should have at this
Is that an actual GOAT you've got there, you fucking tube of dick?
Privatization picking our pockets.
Another Royal Mail price hike: Form 7 April 2026 1st class postage price £1.80, 2nd class 91p.
When privatized in 2013 by Tory/LibDem Govt: 1st class 60p; 2nd class 50p.
RM doesn't meet letter delivery targets. Fines passed to customers. Execs get bonuses.
A street off Scotswood Road, Benwell, Newcastle upon Tyne, 1963, photo by Colin Jones.
This is a feeble excuse. Pixar films prompt much harder conversations about death, grief, anxiety, environmental disaster, betrayal, jealousy, friendships, class, animal rights, etc, etc
The White House. A murder of bros.
I am a professional humanitarian responder and I'm trying to think how this ends and the bottom line is there is no way it ends without mass casualties *from the water issues alone* especially coming shortly before summer.
Aye … right
technically it's the band, clipping. I'm allowed to not have heard of them, I'm a STATE PENSIONER
There's a short video somewhere on youtube where the band explains "nobody coming on Tiny Desk was making music using the desk...so we thought we'd try that".
Daveed Diggs. What a very lovely noise. Man, when the piano happens... Thanks to @juliansimpson.bsky.social and his excellent Cartoon Gravity newsletter for bringing this before me. I've only heard the first song and had to tell you! Enhance your Sunday, comrades. xx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
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