Dumbest man with a microphone
10.03.2026 20:37
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Dumbest man with a microphone
Gabriela Fundora fight week!
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"
this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
How does someone say something like “we need 100 million players” out loud and not instantly punch themselves in the face?
I’m no crude oils futures expert, but this seems bad.
I'm just spitballing here but how incredible would it be if somebody had been trying to get rid of Epstein and a bunch of jerkoff prison guards accidentally killed him first
You can watch the whole match between Sakamoto and Rayome!
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🤼🥋Massive Dzhamal Gamzatkhanov - son of RINGS legend Volk Han - wins bronze in Austria on this last second kata guruma
Bella Mir (NCC) taking it to Reese Larramendy (IOWA), securing the fall to win the national championship at 145lbs! #NCAAWrestling
this was better than anything on UFC 326
Was surprised how many folks thought Max's new game of countering and moving laterally would play against the insatiable pressure of Do Bronx. Cause it seems like the obvious path to victory for Oliveira was push Max into cage and to to wrestle him down.
Max looks out of his depth. Just can not get off the fence.
RdR is out here throwing his absolute hardest despite having the explosiveness of a tree stump and Joe keeps asking "why isn't he trying to punch hard?"
It’s amazing how nobody at any level actually cares anymore. Everybody phoning it in.
I don’t know if this is the worst UFC card I’ve ever watched, but it certainly feels like it so far.
Raul Rosas is basically a cut rate version of Muhammad Mokaev. He even gets into gym fights with randos instead of other UFC fighters.
Nothing says US propaganda like a beloved old American getting absolutely murdered by a dude from the Caucasus in front of his hero/leader.
The UFC-DT propaganda card will be headlined by a M*G* fighter being nuked into orbit. Strangely fitting.
Yu Sakamoto (MCK) and Riley Rayome (NCC) with 40 seconds of some of the most buck wild wrestling scrambling you're ever gonna see with the national championship on the line. #NCAAwrestling #ncaawomenswrestling
Holy crap that finishing sequence between Sakamoto and Rayome! #ncaawrestling
Audrey Jimenez locks up cradle to secure the fall on Sage Mortimer! National Champion!
Xiao Long fighting like a midwestern heavyweight fighting on a Bellator card in Connecticut
Former UFC HW champion Frank Mir’s daughter, Bella Mir, is officially a NCAA national champion!
Watching this instead of UFC. Destiny Rodriguez vs Kylie Welker up now!
Whoever’s decision was to put this fight on CBS should fired.
Cody Brundage vs Donte Johnson will be the first MMA fight on CBS since Ryan Bader vs Fedor Emelianenko.
I teamed up with the good folks at @moreperfectunion.bsky.social to tell the story of UFC’s monopoly and their attempted boxing takeover. Please share far and wide.
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Kennedy Blades securing a spot in the finals at 160lbs, beating Stella Steigler 9-1 in the semis.
