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not your real Dad

@meholt

be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί (he/they) Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/meholt

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Man with a beard and hat, wearing a green shirt and black shorts, sits in a relaxed pose outdoors. Brick wall and plants in background convey a casual vibe.

Man with a beard and hat, wearing a green shirt and black shorts, sits in a relaxed pose outdoors. Brick wall and plants in background convey a casual vibe.

Thank @meholt.bsky.social for getting me this great new hat for when I’m pottering in the garden and killing everything I touch… no green thumbs here! And hopefully no more sunburn…

09.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They are pretty good at crushing things.

08.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha. Can’t imagine that’s a lucrative market.

08.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m chonk

08.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

You know you’re always welcome.

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Interactive good night hugs to all the little people who live in my phone.

06.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s been a rough few weeks, but a hug from Louise Jameson will always bring a smile to my face.

01.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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My little buddy is on the mend thankfully. He’s still being very needy though.

08.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Omg. Me too!! That’s what I’ve thought all my life!!

07.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No they’re the right lyrics. My internal version was totally off.

06.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women holding hands with the words take a chance on me written above them ALT: two women holding hands with the words take a chance on me written above them

I am nearly 50 years old, and I’ve only just realised that I’ve been singing the wrong ABBA lyrics all my life.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free ⬅️
Take a chance on me

That line there, I wasn’t even close. I’m too embarrassed to admit what I thought it was.

06.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s been to the vet and has a few days of medication to take. Hopefully he’ll be fine in a week or so.

04.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My little snuggle buddy is a bit under the weather. Hopefully he’ll be feeling better soon.

04.02.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 902 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1
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Went to check out the Loving: Photographs of Men in Love 1850s to 1950s exhibit at the City Library Gallery this week. I love old photographs, and it was really moving.

30.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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The singlet told me I had to drink the beer.

28.01.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man talking to a woman with the words you have my attention ALT: a man talking to a woman with the words you have my attention
27.01.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unsolicited duck pic.

26.01.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at this handsome devil. Go show them some love.

23.01.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Busy day pretending to be an adult…..

21.01.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, I’m aware I need to clean my room.

18.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

The high point of the week

16.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not ready for another week, who wants to run away with me and join the circus? I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the suitcases full of money.

12.01.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 334 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a man 's face with a caption that says `` i think i got the black lung pa '' . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a caption that says `` i think i got the black lung pa '' .
11.01.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone fancy a swim?

11.01.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Outward Bound :)

10.01.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Physically incapable of not taking a selfie in a giant mirror.

10.01.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
A very needy kitty, snuggling into a very overheated persons leg.

A very needy kitty, snuggling into a very overheated persons leg.

A shirtless person with a beard smiling at a cat. The cat is attempting to be aloof, but is low key obsessed with the temporary substitute human.

A shirtless person with a beard smiling at a cat. The cat is attempting to be aloof, but is low key obsessed with the temporary substitute human.

No kitty, it’s far too warm for this level of clingy neediness.

@poundpuppy.bsky.social your Son is just as obsessed with me as you are.

09.01.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my fantasy

07.01.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s on full. I’m still unhappy about it. lol.

07.01.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0