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Jewel O'Wisdom πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Mom to 2 incredible feral cats, opinionated, Liberal & married to a way cool guy 😎 (who periodically drives me nuts) Porn bots & DM's=block. Oh, I'm a bit sweary. I try to make my ALT's funny - mostly for my own entertainment.

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22 People Connected To Jeffrey Epstein Have Died Under Mysterious Circumstances - uInterview "There were a lot of people entrapped and entangled through Epstein’s web, and many of those people are gone now - dead," private investigatorΒ Ed OppermanΒ tells theΒ National Enquirer earlier this week...

Of course, so did Jeffrey Epstein. Apparently there was an even more dangerous person to know.

uinterview.com/news/22-peop...

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Republican Cuck: I got these shoes as a gift but they don't fit. I'd like to exchange them.

Florsheim sales person: Sorry sir we haven't sold that model in over 10 years.

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He ugly. But, hate to break it to him, that's an all the time thing.

12.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE when reporters stand up to this lying jerk. Of course he insults the female reporter.

12.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course.

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My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

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Bwahaaaaa

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My cat used to eat bathrobe ties, sponges, my clothes & a brand new pillowcase - still in plastic. Thankfully he's grown out of it for the most part. It's called pica apparently.

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Disingenuous little prick

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Why is it spicy?! 🌢️🐸

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a man in a military uniform salutes with the words captain obvious at your service above him Alt: a man in a military uniform salutes with the words Captain Obvious at your service above him

Newsflash. He never takes the blame for anything.

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Such big eyes!

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To the surprise of no one.

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@wolfiesmom.bsky.social Just watched you on The View. I have tears in my eyes. You're fabulous!

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He apparently has breath that could melt cement 🀒

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Luna is so proud of her outfit.

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Why is this doof so preoccupied with Toronto? He needs to stop destroying this city & try doing the job he's overpaid for. Leave us alone!

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Ontario to take control of Toronto’s stake in city airport lands: Ford TORONTO - Ontario Premier Doug Ford says the province will take control of Toronto's stake in the island airport.

Doug Ford plans to expropriate Toronto's stake at Billy Bishop Airport (YTZ) so they can ram through jets there? This is a big slap in the face to supporters of #NoJetsTO who won their campaign back in 2015! #shame #TOpoli #ONpoli #cdnpoli www.thestar.com/business/ont...

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Some things never change. From Rob Ford to Pierre Poilevre to Doug Ford, those with no vision want to wreck our waterfront with jets. Did a few interviews today on how our revitalized waterfront is far too important than to wreck with jets. Support NoJetsTO by visiting NoJetsTO.com! #topoli #cdnpoli

09.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

JFC. He needs to FO Toronto. Olivia Chow needs to stand up to him. If she can't, we need a new mayor.

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An American tourist has just complained about our Sushi Bar. He said the portions were reasonable, but they were incredibly hard to chew. I had to tell him he was at a luggage carousel.

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Finally. Someone with balls to ask the question. If it had been a woman he would have insulted her.

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Look at that nose! 😍

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well said

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Speaking of desperation... πŸ™„

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My cat snores like a freight train

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That’s a rat? OMG it’s huge

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a hanna barbera production cartoon shows a dog and a man Alt: George Jetson running on a treadmill yelling: Jane, stop this crazy thing!

For all the old people out there

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a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` witnessing karma like '' . ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` witnessing karma like '' .
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