Tammy Garrison

Disappointing situation unfolding. I’m like 😭🫠 at the same time.

The special exemption in the #Talmud comes at the end of a discussion of what is a latke and what is ketchup and what is #Pittsburgh (50 mile radius) that is 57 pages long. #SeeWhatIDidThere

There’s a special exemption in the #Talmud for putting ketchup on your latkes if you’re from #Pittsburgh. I know this because of my learnings.

The kitchen light above the sink reflects off my phone screen every morning and drives Muffin up the wall. Literally. Chasing the light beam. Every day. So cute.

A light skinned baby in a bear shirt and pants sitting in a play center.

Look at his enormous cheeks. LOOK AT THEM. #nephew

That time Batman either saved or ruined my science program. #batman #gothamcity #nightwing #gothamcitypubliclibrary #libraries TikTok video by hauntedhideaway

I committed TikToking again. That time Batman either saved or ruined my science program. #Batman #Nightwing #GothamCity www.tiktok.com/t/ZP84BrfKf/

Instead of doing something responsible like finishing my shitty novel, I wrote 3,500 words of hollanov fanfic. Excuse me while I 🫠

Happy International Women’s Day! Also… before you even ask: it’s November 19. International Men’s Day.

A light-skinned baby in no shirt looking up at the camera.

LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS. #Nephew

I haveta do my Thursday night chore today cos I was working late. And my Sunday chores. Halp.

We’ve hit the windows open even though it’s 51F. I’m in my robe and blanket. But it’s kind of nice. Fresh air is good for the soul.

It’s 4:23. We are not doing this, guys. #cats

Christians Stop Hiding Behind Jews and Own Your Triggering the End Times Theology 2026

I eat the same thing for breakfast every day because I am both boring and autistic but I feel like being less boring today. French tosst is about all I have the stuff for. But French tosst is so stressful to make. Breakfast isn’t supposed to be stressful.

Quite. They’re not bringing up the kids right today.

Apparently not.

I missed a call. Turned to my coworker and said “curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough.” The blank stare was amazing.

It’s Career Day I’m probably going to die today 😂 I visited like 6 or 7 classes. I have no idea at this point. And I offered to do a few stories with kids cos I still have time. I certainly will have no voice when I am done 😂 Halp.

The tractate of the #Talmud and the last two are slowly killing me.

There’s been shrinkflation on Girl Scout cookies. I cry foul.

I love to be loved. But seriously. Do we have a solution for @floralashes.bsky.social ?? Sorry for the derail 😂

Absolutely. If you can’t be the solution be the problem.

Let’s try it!

I think I’ve found a way to be more obnoxiously Jewish. I have a magan David that was a key chain but one of the links broke and it came off my keys. It’s enormous. I’m going to see what I have in my jewelry kit and turn it into a pendant necklace.

lol why do I hold my breath when other people use their inhaler? 😂

The Hitler songs, antisemitic and racist speech has continued on the police scanner since Monday. They’re trying to stop it, but I’m not sure how you stop an analog signal. But we don’t have an antisemitism or racism problem in #Pittsburgh.

I’m just trying to contribute. To the problem, mostly. But I’m trying to contribute.

The cats have decided that loudly chewing plastic 20 minutes before the alarm goes off is very, very cool. They are wrong.

I’ve moved to “every other day” for staying informed and keeping others informed. I only watch the news, look at real-world stuff online and read reposts every other day. I don’t feel less informed. But I do have some respite.

Fetterman, my dude. You never fail to disappoint.