ballerino?

definitely a case of the wfh h*rny

sup bro?

jet lagged and need cuddles

forgot I have a work trip to Austin this week, any Austin bloomfies have any recs?? 👀

you should wash your mouth out

😚 😘

waiting on you..

do u like soft serve?

flying to Japan tomorrow 😱 any bloomfies in Japan or have any recs?? 🇯🇵

this caption 💀 love you twooooo ❤️

happy valentines day ♥️

feeling bubbly 🫧

don’t yell at meeeee

need you on my desk by EOD

exaaaccctttllyyyyy

*slams laptop shut til monday

got milk?

I’m not saying that an oomfie sending me $500 would make my day better but it definitely wouldn’t make it worse ya know? 💰🐷

do you like my glasses?

what day is it?

🙈 🙈 🙈

it’s been a full day

you are 😝

bored af and need a distraction

welp looks like it’ll be a chill day at home today. someone bring movies, snacks, and cuddles pls

yea bro I’ll top you.. I mean spot you 😏

really not looking forward to this winter storm in Texas. who’s coming to cuddle if the power goes out? 👀🥺

Exactly

thirsty thursday?