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Minneapolis dude who is now fucking up a suburb* Heathen catdad. Builder of catyards. Anti-lawn zealot. Restorer of native habitats. Bad bike mechanic. Worse firewall engineer. *killing hostas, planting pollinator magnets, and biking instead of driving.

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My Toro battery has held a 100% charge for MONTHS. Super impressed with it. I have a knockoff Toro compatible one that only needed a few minutes on the charger.

My only Egopower tool is a chainsaw which is great and kinda makes me wish I got their snowthrower, but the Toro is also good

14.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kirby helped me with my Xmas shopping in like 2001

14.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I don't like it either. Plus im used to a single sided kickstand so loading up that side first makes me nervous.

Its just plastic bag recycling though so it weighs nothing

14.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can put out more power than my motor, just not as long. Its the initial torque I'd worry about.

14.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under 50 lbs? Psh

14.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my license plate moved over just in time.

14.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna ensure we get a good snowfall by taking the studded tires off my bike

13.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno, I'm Minnesotan. Our voter turnout is great.

13.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Population is almost 100k and only 15k voted? Pretty sad.

13.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 149 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deadlifted for the first time in years and I think I will regret it trying to get my heavy ass up the petit kom twice tomorrow

13.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First it was misogyny and now it's this?

13.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe their mothers took a Tylenol

13.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Am a Cider Drinker
I Am a Cider Drinker YouTube video by Alestorm - Topic

See also:

youtu.be/hZAGdEsCjn8?...

13.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever notice how every plastic pill bottle is like 40% larger than it needs to be?

This is the exact kind of thing that DOES matter but there are bigger, more important issues. Anyway, Amy Klobuchar, now's your chance to do your thing and stand up and solve something relatively minor.

13.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you can fuck him safely without it being gay if you don't like it too much

13.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My cat is fucking 12 she should know by now that my sneezes cant hurt her

13.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose hospitals see it all

12.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 Cuckoos 1 Nest

12.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you explain pigpoopballs to them?

12.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Snow covered area where a garden will be

Snow covered area where a garden will be

Anyway, ripped out posts and am making the ol vaggie garden almost 500 sq ft larger.

12.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under strict orders not to call my wife's vegetable garden "the vaggie garden" but alas I cannot be stopped.

12.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My attention span can't handle this. Also I want my plants dense so I don't have to weed much.

12.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm sorry but I study cat law and that makes it the professor's backpack.

12.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

his protege retired already

12.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jim Clyburn is an inspiration for those of us who want to die on the job.

12.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got one last year and it never got more than 6 inches tall. Hopefully this is the year.

12.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stopping in all conditions without trashing rims is nice. If you ride a bike back to back with and without a rack, the difference is noticeable. Riding a bike back to back with dick breaks vs rim is impossible.

12.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint - Racks reinforce frames and prevent the natural flex they rely on for comfort.*

*does not apply to cargo bikes which are designed with a certain rack in mind.

12.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad renewable energy and/or energy independence is transgender or communism or whichever is scariest.

12.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad. Snacks need temporary housing.

12.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0