Lamictal Lass

My emergency parking brake is a tiny switch. It looks almost exactly like a window button. It’s embarrassing 😭

I don’t understand why people who live in apts don’t get it replaced by maintenance. As soon as my shit beep I’m putting in a request

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Nanacore is here.

Oh you tryna send me to the hospital

WTF IS HAPPENING

there’s a profound and ancient evil inside of me

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Five Below has rugs. I was skeptical about the quality but I’m impressed.

So remember that date? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

im an empath i see someone leave work early and I must too

We went from chattel slaves to The President of US. Twice. And yall are still talking over us.

We stood still while they sprayed us with fire hoses and dogs bit us. We did peaceful. They assasinated our leaders. We did revolution.

And yall are still talking over us.

Shut the FUCK up.

Chileeee

LMFAO

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This is the last thing I'm posting today before I go watch LOTR and eat nachos.

I'm in the process of finishing a couple projects around the house and could use some help. Please share this as much as you can, I would deeply appreciate it 💚

Four tiny splitgill mushrooms grow from the underside of an upturned stick found in a snowy forest. Three mushrooms form a crowded group and their gills radiate across their caps like tiny bursting fireworks All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

me after the cajun butter t-bone steak, mac and cheese, and steamed garlic butter broccoli combo

Sketchbook page drawing of a red fox and pigeon delivering mail with colour pencils

Special delivery sketchbook page.

This cirque du soleil type shit omg

I don’t even wanna talk about how much fun that date was. Lest he still fumbles

This is so fawking bad

Okay

It’s not polygamy it’s a dick dumb cult

What would possess you to beat on the door of the person blasting Chief Keef?

The girl of your dreams

Citizens of racist asf country with revisionist history takes jab at US rather than do something useful. *yawn* how corny.

Omfg same. The Cincinnati zoo has an area for them but they are behind like a low chain fence they could EASILY JUMP OVER.

Fucking finally you turkey necked yuck mouth bastard.

BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p