Shae (please use responsibly)

This is something I didn't know I needed. I already rock low rise jeans with a happy trail, but this...

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Send help

Does getting old mean sneezing so hard you throw out your back? Some researchers think so (specifically this bitch right here)

Tranarchist Bane: “Oh, you think gender is your ally? But you were merely assigned a gender. I was reborn in mine. Transitioned for it. I didn't see the tv glow until I was already perceived as a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! Gender betrays you because it belongs to my people!"

Is “Forbidden fruit” too low hanging for a caption?

@bunnypgh.bsky.social
Go follow her other pages!

Wait a second... I'm a woman in my thirties

Do your part and fuck their spouses when they deploy

Hm. I'd written these types pf plugs off because of that concern, but maybe...

It's the sandwich "assault" all over again

That handle doesn't cause you any problems when you sit? Or is my ass just not fat enough to overcome it

Gah I adore you and am very glad you’re in my life Chris

two days? this kid is getting to play video games for a couple days and walking back in to a standing ovation

Pre ordering a girlfriend by getting a twink boyfriend

Sink Your Teeth In #1 A cover by Lauren Knight

Life is Strange Reunion

Seven Wives #1 RI cover by Serena Mercado

Monsters in Love A Cover by V. Gagnon

UPCOMING COMICS WRITTEN BY ME:

Sink Your Teeth In #1 - On Kickstarter now, funded over 200%, fundraising ends in 2 days!

Life is Strange: Reunion Prequel - Available with the deluxe edition of the game on March 26th!

Seven Wives #1 - Out May 20th!

Monsters in Love: A Pride Antho - Out June 3rd!

I am altering my sex. Pray I do not alter it further.

Ok actually, I wasn't 10 when I started playing it. I'm pretty sure it was a year or two after release, but I'm not helping my case here 😅

I'm over here catching strays as I reflect on playing halo 2 when I was like 10 years old. I was absolutely one of the annoying kids on Xbox live

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American."

Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

Just so weird my birthday coincides with Pokemon.
I only started playing that crappy-looking throwback on a then-very-near-dead GB because of that, too.
And now FR/LG's about to overshadow me again!

I prefer "reconfiguration"

This is turning out to be one of my more popular posts in a long while. I see what you all are (bottoms)

My pediatrician when I was really young was a certain Dr. Payne. I'm not sure the spelling is correct, but the pronunciation sure is

Frame: the left is hurting itself by not engaging with the god machines

Negation: but this technology doesn't do the things you claim

kirby: the people writing these stories get funding to support narratives of power and inevitability, and that's what we should be scrutinizing

gavin newsom isn't going to show you his feet bro

Damn, obliterated this guy's account from orbit

I was gonna say signup sheet, but the "your number will be called when your meat is ready" bit is too good to pass up

I mean bsky.app/profile/legg...

Well, to be more accurate, your entrance is VIP