Time to schedule a colonoscopy π€£
Time to schedule a colonoscopy π€£
Reading negative reviews of quality street to get a laugh.
I enjoyed them, nobody else at the bar did haha
My irn bru jager bombs bad?
I want to try it so bad haha
Vogue
Day one of my taskmaster advent calendar.
Reminder that todayβs match is at Irelands Four Courts today.
It is a great cause
Setting my alarm for 6:45 am on a bank holiday so I can do a 5k - boy how my life has changed.
Honestly the chilled glass makes it taste worse
Think it might be just a UK thing (for Christmas not Thanksgiving obviously) www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/saus...
At least Iβm not as bad as someone from Baltimore where they eat sauerkraut at thanksgiving.
Stuffing without meat in it isnβt proper stuffing.
Belgium Liechtenstein is the match America decided to televise today - they are having a laugh. Thereβs literally four other matches that are going to be miles better and mean more than that fucking blowout of a match.
Iβve spent my birthday morning looking at the highlights of what happened the year Scotland last qualified for the World Cup and now I feel ancient.
www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo...
Oh my god π€£
Truer words have never been spoken
Oh I got the backstory when I watched it. Iβm more horrified by the delivery π€£
What did I just watch
The most Scotland thing to happen would be Belarus beating Denmark, and then us drawing Greece and Denmark.
Matt and I broke up over a year ago, why am I still getting these fucking adverts.
Itβs that time of year again, my birthday fundraiser for the So Others Might Eat trot for Hunger. As this administration decimates more and more resources for those less fortunate, SOME does amazing work for the community of DC as a whole.
www.trotforhunger.org/Marivory
Hoping this year is less wet
Five episodes into murder in a small town before I realized Cassandra looks familiar cause she was Fiona in Eurotrip π€£
For when you want to pay $10,000 to look like a Dalek.
Well AWS went down so today is already super fun.
Yeah mines mostly Scottish/english/NI with a wee bit of Swedish that isnβt horribly shocking. My grandmum was adopted though so I always assumed the Italian wild card was cause of her π€£
My 1% Italian blood is gone and now Iβm just βgingerβ as my ancestry.
Iβve just realised the amount of luggage Iβm going to need to bring with me on a three day long weekend to a city an hour away because of all my Halloween shite.
I know what Iβm watching tonight