Coximus

Those dickhead monkeys are gonna kill Punch, and then a bunch of folks in their 20s are going to vote for Punch in 2028 for some reason

Gainzin

I'm here

At first I was sad for Punch, and then I was mad at the old heads clout chasing after Punch went viral, and now I'm disappointed in Punch for ditching his plushie after he made a few friends

What a ride this has been

Is this site in chronological order?

This is an item that is very important to me currently

Holy shit

The federal government spending money on pediatric cancer research is good, actually.

Anyone got any #good jokes?

Lucky

Zero reward for the white supremacist killer who murdered a teen in Manhattan the same day. Yeremi Colino does not matter to these people.

BENJAMIN IS THAT YOUR DOG

It’s so bleak. The prize for *school tuition* being $100,000 is a sobering reminder of how inaccessible it all is

This country sucks balls

I call him BAM Skattebo

Lmao pls reskeet

@nick-hjeltness.bsky.social whewwwww sup

Ed Balls

Elon doesn't care. He got what he wanted.

Side quests >>>>>>

You probably did see it last season

Highly Suspect tonight for the 5th time in like 18 months

If you aren't here, then fuck you imo

I wanna feel happy
I deserve the chance

The moon doesn't get enough credit for her contribution to life on earth

Are we only allowed to skeet about Suns over here or can I skeet about are cards too??

Because a horse would usually say neigh (nay) lmao omg

Me too

Been doing a lot of things for my gut #health lately

The block button works over here, pal

Why did we all imagine a guy running next to the car when we were kids? (also, why do I still do this?)

Leaving Twitter so I can post screenshots from Twitter on here >>>>>>

Do we do Bluesky After Dark over here?