Welcome to the Bismarck~! What can I get you, hun? β€οΈ
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Welcome to the Bismarck~! What can I get you, hun? β€οΈ
| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg |
I think any bigger and I might just explode..
Ft. My wife @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social ππ€
Also credit to @bonker.etheirys.social for letting me use their joke
| #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #CocoaBattenbergNSFW | #ShortBattenberg | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell | #SizeSky | #Growth |
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what's your problem
i am realising it would unfortunately be very hot to chug a tub of melted icecream
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freaks in my phone do i pose vore or like. the Creatures
love it when i get a new follower and they chain-like 40 of my posts. Yeah? You like #myslop lil buddy??
scritchscritchscritch
Ough I'm sooooo sleepy eepy today.. come scratch me behind my ear uwu
Yeah okay this slaps
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biting them.
"The United States are addicted to war. Out of their 240 years of history they've been at war every single one of them, except for 16 of those years.
The United States are the principal cause of international disorder and regional imbalance."
You must be at least this large to ride.
#CocoaBattenberg #ShortBattenberg #CocoaPostingNSFW
BEGONE βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
What? I get thirsty too sometimes..
Ft. @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social π€
| #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #CocoaBattenbergNSFW | #ShortBattenberg | #NSFWLalafell | #LalafellNSFW |
Art of the author's self-insert OC. She is seen from behind talking to an anonymous woman. A phone is held to the camera by someone's hand, showing a stream of the OC's personal identity being leaked as footage of her being double-teamed plays.
woah hey you gotta be more careful with your secret identity girl
Shhhh shh shh it's fine. YOU are big enough to ride. You're going in there.
You must be at least this large to ride.
#CocoaBattenberg #ShortBattenberg #CocoaPostingNSFW
squashes her in my fist like a stress ball
the blabber
YEA
getting this off my chest. those huge dildo snake things are hot
i really gotta pose it someday. cocoa on both ends, mind
wonder how long the battery lasts on that new VR headset of hers, it looks a pretty immersive experience
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#beebsposting | #beebsnsfw | #oral | #shortstack | #lalafellnsfw | #sizedifference
SUCH a good princess~ Keep licking, or Mommy will have to dethrone you~
I love my wife I love my wife b-bahh..
I'm her princess, her good good princess π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
Ft. @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social
| #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #CocoaBattenbergNSFW | #Shortbattenberg | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell |
βSorry, but she's busy recovering from stress. You know how it is.β
- @cocoabattenberg.bsky.social π
godspeed you tasty little freak