the hash-slinging skeeter

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i can come say what i want here bc no one knows me 🌚🤣

so many fine women every time i get on here 😵‍💫

Bring back crushes. Legitimately crushing on people. We need that.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.

oh i haven’t been on here in a minute

Happy New Year!!!

i always get in here so late 🤦🏾‍♂️

i cannot even imagine trying long distance dating, i need to touch my woman often

i don’t think i could do the sex without any type of connection anymore

i enjoy that i can get drunk and come yap on here about random shit 💀

boy boy boy do i enjoy flirting 🤣 i be spitting some shit

i need a freak and a 10pc wing right now

i really only get on here when im bored or drunk lol

send all da a cup ladies my way instantly

i’m here, this liquor flowing and i’m on whatever bullshit everybody else on

too much fine shit nowadays, just gotta say damn & keep scrolling tbh

i have no idea what gifts i am getting anybody lmfaoooo

i could have basketball conversations all day as long as the other person is speaking with sense and not just saying shit out of emotion

like ain’t nobody asking yo goofy ass to cook for them, mfs just asking about your hobbies

i hate that asking does someone do a simple task such as cook, can be seen as negative

the ginger flavored ones go so crazy

this my type of porn!!

Salutations fine shit

no more rest mode bc I need to see that start up every single time now 😭

i need somebody to watch christmas movies with

bring back real lovers and real yearners

we listen and we don’t judge

i’ve probably played luther 20 times today

these companies been getting me on this here cyber monday lol