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Why don’t you all just marry U.K banknotes πŸ™„

12.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He blocked me too!

11.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll check it out, thanks!

11.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a play on words 😬

10.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, I’d never heard of that before πŸ‘

10.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to make a concerted effort to go to more live music.

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not one to cast nasturtiums but you’re never going to catch a fish using that as bait.

10.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely it’s β€˜Apostrophe’s’

10.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry β€˜bout that 😬

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man is sitting on a couch with the words put that in your blog Alt: Sherlock is sitting on a couch with the words β€œput that in your blog”

πŸ˜‚ Found an apt gif!

09.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…”No shit, Sherlock”.

09.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m constipated, Watson”.

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoyably ridiculous
#WarMachine

08.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two women sitting in a fast food restaurant. One is showing the other something in her phone. One woman’s face is obscured by her drink

Two women sitting in a fast food restaurant. One is showing the other something in her phone. One woman’s face is obscured by her drink

A woman on a crossing in NYC. She holds her phone and is looking at the camera with a half smile

A woman on a crossing in NYC. She holds her phone and is looking at the camera with a half smile

An older woman with white hair arranges flowers at her kitchen sink

An older woman with white hair arranges flowers at her kitchen sink

A young woman’s reflection in a train window

A young woman’s reflection in a train window

I’m a street photographer and I’ve spent many years photographing women both candidly and in portraits. This is a thread of some of my photos to celebrate International Women’s Day. These images were captured all over the world and some of them go back about 20 years
#streetphotography

08.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
This newspaper clipping reports on a scam artist named John Young who was arrested for selling a fake elixir of immortality 
He has a long criminal history of similar scams dating back to 1866.
The article is supposedly from a newspaper and is dated Wednesday, July 2, 2014.

This newspaper clipping reports on a scam artist named John Young who was arrested for selling a fake elixir of immortality He has a long criminal history of similar scams dating back to 1866. The article is supposedly from a newspaper and is dated Wednesday, July 2, 2014.

Seems legit.

08.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe you’re not bitter.

08.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stand up to chancer.
#familiarsloganidea
#trump
#SU2C

08.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Phwoar!

07.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I quit smoking 27 years ago, I wonder how much I’d have spent on them if I still smoked now? πŸ€”

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Politics is a high stakes game 😏

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She expects it from a Yorkshireman 😬 trouble is, I never know if I should tip.

06.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and the wife are trying for a baby.
If not we'll settle for the massive inflatable hammer.
Getting the hoop over the bottle is harder than it looks though.

05.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My old coffee machine sounded quite like the intro to Simple Minds β€˜Alive and Kicking’.
I sent a clip into Lauren Laverne on 6 music (she used to do a feature called House Music) She played it out on the breakfast show, my proudest moment πŸ™„

05.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be Gwey πŸ˜•

04.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's slighting talk where I come from.

03.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's insane that only 7000 people have signed this.

02.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah, could be.

02.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0