Roy G Biv

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lil’ before & after

dry bar and entry bench need 🧺s

gotta lug the 2nd fridge to the garage and unstack the laundry down at the end thx to the voluminous “side-by-side is classier” comments on here and IRL

Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are

Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-quietly-informs-first-class-passengers-1819576296/

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🍊 saw gas prices and a looming stonk rout and said, “Thaaaaaaaat’s enough of that.”

log off to enjoy warm weather and the war is over?!

#NeverLogOff

i’m glad he admits he’s been radicalized

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real ones nap

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#QuietProfessionals
#ExceptWhenWeSnore

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LIVE LOOK TMRW

who is criticizing a Tarantino movie??

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all of those paper straws seem to have been for naught!

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got his ass

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Trump Slump is BACK

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sigh

gotta hand it to 🍊, he knows how to get Epstein stuff out of the headlines!

I lived 3 miles away until a fortnight ago!

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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

only some?

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Here's the Karoline Leavitt interview people are talking about.

Maria Bartiromo asks if Trump might send ground troops into Iran, because "mothers are worried" about a draft. Leavitt replies that ground troops aren't in the current plan, but Trump won't rule them out. No mention of the draft.

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New schadenfreude dropped: driving my 37mpg Coooolrolla everywhere. 🤣

remember when The Dog Killer and her Sky Fuck Buddy x’ed TSA Pre✔️ and the White House immmmmmmediately walked it back bc they know upsetting fliers (usually top quintile types) is bad news?

4-5 hours before flights will……..upset some folks i imagine

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Facebook post from Matt Devitt Weather showing Florida weather map

Alexandra Bennett. 1d Why does Naples never exist I'm getting beyond angry about it Reply 11 B -1d Matt Devitt Weather Alexandra Bennett It's nothing personal, it's for legal reasons. I have a non-compete until January of 2027. Which means I can't put any Southwest Florida cities on a map. North Port is the closest I can get. After the non-compete is over, I can put Naples on all the maps I want.

Today in odd weatherman legal wranglings:

After a Florida meteorologist was fired from WINK Fort Myers, his non-compete clause prevented him from reporting on weather in the Southwest Florida market. He's got his own page with 1.2M followers now... but legally can't label any city in SW Florida