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With one of his idiotic grins, he signs it off.

"There you go!"

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

After a few minutes, he returns safe and sound.

"Alright captain, everything seems to be in order! No faults, no messes, not a scratch!"

Mark just speak normally.

04.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He straightens up, saluting them.

"Yes, captain!"

He rushes off. What a dork.

04.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"But do I have to?"

Yes Mark, it is your job.

04.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Yes, captain?"

Completely oblivious, he looks up at them. Grinning.

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"I was supposed to check that. .?"

Oh my goodness Mark.

How is this guy the Head Engineer again?

04.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Well thank you captain!"

He grins gleefully.

"Let's just. . let's just hope the ship doesn't go. ."

He swirls his hand around the side of his head, as a way of saying 'crazy'.

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"What? Me?"

"Pfft, no, it's only because you're a wonderful captain!"

Mark you're sucking up to them.

04.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Well of course, captain! You're an amazing captain!"

Mark is very nice today.

04.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Well, I'd still follow you, captain!"

He does a salute.

04.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Well, your the captain afterall!"

He does give one of his "stupid" grins.

04.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He watches, taking a sip from his cup.

"I think they like you, captain."

03.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Eh she'll never know captain!"

I think she'll know.

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"How long. .? Good question captain!"

He ponders for a moment.

"You know what, I think we'll go ahead and ask everyone else!"

03.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Things have been doing. . better. I just hope the ship doesn't decide to. . I don't know. . send us on an adventure through space and time!"

Weird foreshadowing but okay.

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Ah, of course captain!"

He gives one of his "iconic" thumbs up.

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"The captain is so cool. ."

Mark??

02.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Doing just fine!"

He gives a thumbs up, and a grin! Getting back up, almost as if he wasn't about to get emotional.

01.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yeah, I guess so."

Mark doesn't. . seem the happiest at the moment.

01.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Oh well. ."

He falters for a second, pacing around the room.

"RIght, because. ."

Again, he falters.

"Got it! Because. ."

He can't remember 𝘸𝘩𝘺.

He sits down, staring at the ground.

"I don't know."

01.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He gives one of his stupid grins, patting her shoulder gently.

"Classic captain."

Mark, what.

01.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Well uh. ."

He walks over to her, gently taking her left hand, lifting it up slightly.

He points at her palm.

"There was a crystal embedded in your hand, remember?"

01.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Oh, don't worry captain!"

I'm worrying.

"I'm simply looking for the crystal!"

The what.

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He continues his search, I am very curious what he's looking for.

Stumbling around, he manages to knock over files, coffee cups. . and more coffee cups. I'm starting to notice a pattern.

01.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Alright, well, here you go!"

He hands them the entire. . meal. . on one plate.

01.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, you're making him actually use his brain.

"Yeah, guess so. ."

01.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Works well with me!"

He's such a dumbass. But we love Mark for that.

01.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh pft, you'll be fine!"

MARK.

01.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"What?"

This fucking guy.

01.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cue Mark just. . cooking a five course meal. What the fuck.

01.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0