sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀʀᴛ

Are... are you makin a dad joke?

I beg your finest pardon?

‘Cause you mighta needed another.

#SeductiveSunday

LoHatra

Lumi!

That I am, darlin’ 🤠

Silvia, my silent cheerleader. Bless.

#SpartanSunday

aesos

Nah, I'm done with that.

Thought I knew ya a bit better than that, but I RECKON not.

Right. Like I said, I ain't gonna say anythin else.

My deepest apologies.

Fuckin’ Hell.

Won’t say fuck all no more.

Now hold on just a damned minute! Show me where I mentioned your damned brother. I’ll wait.

Second, I can’t believe you took that seriously. I was jokin’ about you’re liking things plain, not startin’ a fucking family feud!

Get off my dick, cause I know you ain’t swing that way!

I reckon I do, but go on, Boss.

Listen, if ya don’t razz your teammates from time to time, are ya even teammates?

The truth hurts sometimes, Boss.

Do ya need a medic?

Rory doesn’t like bread with crust because it’s too fancy.

📲 Right on.

📲 Yeah, sure.
📲 I’ll get on.

#FedoraFriday

Yeah, yeah, I know it ain’t a “fedora”, but I made the effort to join in.

Cut me some slack y’all.

#FedoraFriday

Yeah, yeah, I know it ain’t a “fedora”, but I made the effort to join in.

Cut me some slack y’all.

// Stupid promised, stupid delivered

I think it suits’im. But I know I’m biased.

If that makes ya feel better, then all the power to ya.

(Does not believe a word of it)

Prolly not, but you can say what ya like.

Wanna add some extra ‘boom’ to that experience? Just lemme know.

I’ll bring the fun stuff.

You, uh… Y’alright there, Roosevelt?

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Were we goin’ to the gym?