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Denied a big space adventure on account of my horse allergies

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Screenshotting this king, go get em

13.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry christmas

13.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t overly mind length but I do love an 8 track album. It’s so ideal.

13.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would say that my criteria for house ownership is β€œhas legs” but that would include Oddish and… no. No way.

13.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, I am sorry about this Goomy but there’s no way you’re getting this house. You’re not even getting the leaf den. You live outside.

13.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mercy of Gods was really cool. Wild they’re adapting it into TV. Hope it doesn’t end up a total mess, dunno how you adapt that.

13.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had no idea this was coming out so soon, nice

13.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s going to be so weird going back to a Pokemon game where you make them fight each other after Pokopia. An Onix just gave me a carrot as a present - how do you go back to battling after that?

13.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sapphire - Perturbator Version

Yes man! The Perturbator version of Sapphire is very good by the way

open.spotify.com/track/28Lcej...

12.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That most recent Tame Impala album is gutting man - what is he doing. There’s a line about Family Guy within the first 5 minutes.

12.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Best game ever

11.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so right hahah. I do promise you that it’s real, you’ll have to trust me

11.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Drove past a new chippy that’s opening in Ayr earlier, couldn’t get a photo but the logo is unreal. It’s so funny but it’s got such incredibly bad vibes - the wee tagline just makes it so much worse.

11.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
a building with a sign that reads "Punch Opticians"

a building with a sign that reads "Punch Opticians"

give 'em the old 1 or 2

07.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

Just wet and dry their hair a few times and do nothing else. β€œThanks Guy looks great!”

11.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got the Geshcast Kneel sticker on my laptop too lol looks like that’s staying on then

11.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s absolutely it. Managed to keep up with all of them eventually and got regular updates. They were all well looked after, just sucks tbh

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ugh that’s Lyra’s last baby away now. all 4 of them were such great wee pals, it’s just such a shame they’re predisposed to so many health conditions.

10.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two ads at the cinema last night for Project Hail Mary. They’re determined to spoil Rocky for me. I will not look at him until I’m watching the film.

10.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blastoise asking if you know anyone that can get him a hacked Fire stick

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My gran had a mouse last night while she was babysitting my wee cousin. Gran and my brother in law spent over an hour trying to catch the mouse while my wee cousin sat in the kitchen making a card for the mouse

09.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beans yes, fish no.

08.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Taguchi was ringside in the New Japan Cup and had this T-shirt on, I have no idea

08.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1968 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

It’s not a difficult conversation unless you’re homophobic and you also have to explain to your child why you hate these people for no reason.

08.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been extremely good, cannot believe Italy beat England, holy fuck

07.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0