mac :3

IMMORTALITY is $11.99 on GOG buff.ly/fPI5vib #ad

*fucking a really wet pussy* that's what good macaroni and cheese sounds like

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

"Sometimes things that are expensive are worse" YouTube video by Jason Greene

this has always been and will always be the greatest scene in the history of anything on earth

i know you're well past getting the read on it but i still wanted to throw my hat in here: i watched it for the first time a couple of years ago and found it held up incredibly well. i went into it expecting it to be, well, somewhat of its time and i remember being surprised that it wasn't

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

"they deserve to be defunded and jailed" actually they deserve worse

executive president of hockey operations. ExPOHO for short

if anyone could do it, though, surely it'd be someone who got paid to follow him for a living

hope it is/maybe will be for good reasons!

Can we normalize machetes?

a goddess spreads a veil of morning light across the night sky, bringing the dawn.

Happy new year. - may 2026 be kinder.

it's so funny that cole hamels is on the hall of fame ballot bc that dude was still signing pro contracts like two years ago

ugh i'm so fucking bummed for you, sie. i'm glad you're getting/taking some extra time with squeaker, but fuck. this sucks. sending all the love i can to you and jake and the squeaky boy 💖

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

a sketch with digital color of a woman resting her head on her arms on top of a open book. Tangled branches envelope her, and a goblin pokes its head over the table.

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

Eight of Cups 🍷

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

they've been doing these movies for like half a century and nobody can figure out "james bond was always just a pseudonym for whoever 007 is at that point in time"?

illustration of a bedroom scene in cool tones. Dracula's three brides and Jonathan Harker are engaged in coitus on an ornately decorated bed. A wavy black line censors part of the image.

"an agony of delightful anticipation..."

I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025

View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson

Tech bros: we have made AGI
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

@jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 18:54 • 28 Oct 15

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

Do you think Dracula and Van Helsing ever explored each other's bodies

trade secret:

cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy