shoozy (@hamshooz)

i'm not

11.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brb, gotta delete some skeets

11.03.2026 21:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

L O L

11.03.2026 21:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

daaaang i didn't know i knew a friend of hers!

11.03.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't possess an ego that would keep me from being the best support role i can be.

11.03.2026 19:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah feels very binary out there these days and it's mostly 0's

11.03.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm looking forward to visiting there in a couple months

11.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

couldn't agree more. i'm really looking forward to this new record

11.03.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

low self esteem

11.03.2026 19:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i wanna be the kinda guy a gal like kacey musgraves would wanna date

11.03.2026 19:16 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0

damn, this song is great

11.03.2026 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dry Spell is about to be the millenial anthem for spring

11.03.2026 18:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

dont threaten me with a good time

11.03.2026 17:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love you 😘

11.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have an 11spd Force 1 rear derailleur listed on the local used market and had a guy message me saying he wanted to meet up today to look at it. i replied telling him i'm only willing to meet up if he is serious about purchasing and have yet to hear back. i have no patience for tire kickers.

11.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So many painted bike lanes are too close to parked cars. Given the choice between riding in the middle and maybe getting doored or riding further out, I will always choose to stay out of the door zone.

11.03.2026 14:51 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

lol

11.03.2026 17:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a tale as old as time

11.03.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

had to do it to em™️

11.03.2026 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me: can we have a disney princess with IBS?

my mom: we have a disney princess with IBS at home and her name is @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social

11.03.2026 16:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i volunteer as tribute

11.03.2026 16:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TY

11.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can confirm quality

11.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

date?

11.03.2026 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GIMME ALL OF THIS! Especially with Billy and Gregory Allen Isakov 🩷😍

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i'm already sold

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah, gotcha.

11.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wait i thought colbert got canned? he's still on the late night show?

11.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

guesso

11.03.2026 16:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lotta sensative tummies in this corner of the internet

11.03.2026 16:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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