isaiah stewart, who must play at least 20 minutes in every remaining game to maintain award eligibility, says the 65-game rule “hurts players” www.cbssports.com/nba/news/pis...
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
“The image that I have,” [Marisa] Abela told me about Yasmin in the season finale, “is like, those little fish that swim next to big sharks so the shark doesn’t eat them.”
i think i would die i had just taken nyquil and tried to parse that
what if WHAT all works out?
imagine having a cold and buying what you think is a totally normal box of tissues only to discover that it says “what if it all works out?” on the side
everyone say CONGRATS RUSTY @rusty.todayintabs.com asme.memberclicks.net/national-mag...
👙 it’s 45 degrees outside 👙
thank you!
thank you!
for the minions-curious:
bsky.app/profile/furi...
can somebody tell me when the minions figure skater is scheduled to perform
bob odenkirk did a voiceover introducing the terrier group
the dog show just did a tribute to catherine o’hara
if you’re watching “industry” and not reading katie’s recaps, are you even watching “industry”???
From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations
congragulations
photo of the frozen east river looking toward lower manhattan
i can confirm that the east river is frozen
looked at my weather app and saw that monday has a high of 32 and thought, “wow, that will be nice!” 😭
the debut of our stun cam
if i had a secret apartment at the providence place mall, i would’ve been at the cheesecake factory every night
thrilling to think that i could’ve walked the halls of the providence place mall alongside one of the secret mall apartment people, what a rush (but there’s not enough cheesecske factory in the doc; the providence cheesecake factory is stunning and an important part of the mall…)
the court street trader joe’s, empty and well-stocked
idk what everyone’s talking about, my trader joe’s is a well-stocked ghost town
Michael Porter Jr. is having a ball in Brooklyn, but this is a different kind of star turn www.cbssports.com/nba/news/mic...
an ad for “owning manhattan” that reads, “we have a square foot fetish”
hyphens are important ❤️
wrote about (eyes go black) SIX SSSEEEEVVVEEEENNNNNNNN www.theringer.com/2025/12/16/p...
👀
New from me: The internet promised the democratization of information, power, and expression. Now there are vanishingly few ways to be online that don't involve being a billboard.
I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced*
www.theverge.com/cs/features/...
Oh it somehow got even more boring than the beige from last year www.theverge.com/24316196/pan...
a box of gingerbread-flavored ice cream sandwiches called chilly bears
i’ve been trying to remember the name of this gingerbread-flavored ice cream sandwich brand for like 30 years and it just… came to me. i can still taste them, they were so good…
