Eli Selzer

An array of Mystery Science Theater 3000 merchandise, including a signed pass from DragonCon, a photo of Kevin Murphy and Tom Servo, a piece of Deep 13 with display box, a movie ticket stub, and the cover of a Shari’s magazine that featured an article about the show.

I recently got a box from may parents with a lot of my old memorabilia, including a photo of Kevin signing my name badge at DragonCon, said name badge (where Kevin says I may pass and Mike exhorts me to “Filk!”), and my ticket from seeing the movie in Atlanta (had to drive an hour to see it!)

@rianjohnson.bsky.social and I are both crossword bloggers now. I think that makes us best friends?

A large golden dog with a white chest sits on a green couch. There is light shining on him through a window, casting horizontal shadows across his body from the shutters. He looks like the dame who just walked in could be trouble.

Huckleberry is getting himself prepared for a career in film noir.

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

I hope I was the first kind…

WeRateDogs continues to be the absolute best.

I think it’s good that Super Bowl commercials are terrible now because advertising is a cancer in this country and more people need to realize it.

I feel like I mention booze in most of my blogs, and no one’s even offered to buy me a drink! Enjoy!

USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.

USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.

They are giving you actionable information.

I feel so seen!

It truly blew my mind when I realized what they’d done

Lone Wolf and Cub is the first thing that came to my mind, but my knowledge of the genre is admittedly pretty shallow.

Between the Bears and Bregman, Chicago sports are surprising the hell out of me tonight, in the best possible way!

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

An attractive couple, the woman in a blue polka dot dress with a white cardigan and the man in a grey suit with a blue tie, clink martinis in Nick and Nora glasses in front of a Christmas tree

When you go to a 35mm screening of The Thin Man at the Vista, there’s no choice but to dress up and make martinis (shaken in waltz time, per Nick Charles)

I’m excited as Dick to watch this! (Cc: @rifftrax.com

The Christmas Gambler - Eli Selzer (featuring the Dead Ringers) YouTube video by Eli Selzer

I love cheap Christmas cash-in songs and couldn’t believe Kenny Rogers never did a Christmas version of The Gambler. So I fixed that.

For the record, this is exactly the kind of idiot I am.

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Anyone wearing a cowboy hat who isn’t physically riding a horse is just in Western drag.

Inside scoop: they needed to retake one of the contestants’ interviews and were told to stand still. Also, Margaret’s riser was, like, 2 full feet off the ground.

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

I couldn’t NOT hug Libby. What a wild, amazing time!

Dead Ringers (Eli Selzer) - I Lost on Jeopardy YouTube video by Eli Selzer

When @kenjennings.bsky.social asks about your one-man barbershop quartet, this is the kind of thing you have to do. With apologies to @alyankovic.bsky.social , Johnny Gilbert, and all the great people at Jeopardy!

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I was worried Syd Field was going to rise from the grave and haunt them with lectures about screenplay structure.

A picture of a Hulu screen showing a preview of the Jeopardy episode from 12/2/25. In the photo, a well dressed man stands behind a lectern (NOT A PODIUM) with the name “Eli” written on it. A graphic covers his face that reads “EXP. 7 DAYS”

Not crazy about this new, interactive version of The Ring I discovered on Hulu.

A close up of a screenshot from Jeopardy on Hulu. It shows Eli, a bald mustachioed man with a purple shirt,l and tie under a grey vest, smiling behind a podium with his name on it. There is a small LGBTQIA+ ally pin on his vest

Fun fact about the Hulu splash screen: it’s clearly taken before the episode started taping since I am wearing my LGBTQIA+ Ally pin. It reflected too much on camera, and despite the great efforts of the crew to dull it, I had to put it in my pocket.

The Jeopardy splash screen from the Hulu app, featuring two contestants (Anne and Eli) behind podiums

Oh hey Hulu

Stay tuned! A video coming later this week!

A handsome bald man with glasses and mustache wearing a purple shirt and tie with grey vest. He stands on the set of Jeopardy, behind a podium, alongside the host Ken Jennings. Ken wears a blue suit with a similar purple shirt and tie to the bald man.

I don’t know how many people follow me here that don’t elsewhere, but I realized I never shared on BlueSky that I’m going to be on Jeopardy tomorrow (Dec 2nd, next day Hulu & Peacock)! Tune in to see how I do (and if you’re in LA and want to come to my watch party, message for details)

There’s not enough boxes in that answer for the amount of A’s I want to put in there