I was walking the dog earlier and we passed a field with an American Rock Star covered in rabbits, daffodils and lambs.
It was a Bruce Springscene
We're all going to die 👍
I sent a copy of my demo tape to Thurston Moore. I wanted some feedback.
I love Keighley
West Brom v Middlesbrough has been on every Friday night since the dawn of time
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Massive Reform vibes
Is that Shay Given? #traitors
I'm 51.
Ah...fucked it
Nice one 👍
My New Year Resolution is to listen to more Dinosaur Jr.
Looking forward to Thurston Moore's top 50 albums of 2026 so far Substack later today.
Please enjoy this picture of a sheep I took today
I'm fairly sure it's the same line up every year at Kendal Calling and they just hope nobody will notice.
What, all of them??
I would loved to have seen a Slow Horses with Leo Mckern as Jackson Lamb.
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
My wife is more concerned with how my t-shirts fit and suit me than with how cool the band on the front is.
Weird
I tell you now Steps app, you may as well take a day off. It's not happening.
If I was hoovering whilst my Mrs was in a meeting on Zoom, I wouldn't be getting a shag, I tell you that.
Filming Taskmaster I wager
Spielberg 'Make me an unconvincing bookcase for the scene set in the ancient library please'
Props Guy 'Really? I could probably just nip out and get a few books. It's no bother'
Spielberg 'UNCONVINCING BOOKCASE'
Reasonable Expectations
Dignity update: Miming wiping my arse before deciding which wrist I want my festival wristband on.
Ah, I loved that film as a kid, Michael Pollard fascinated me. I am sure it has the line 'For you Tommy ze var is over'
And maybe the ultimate dream.... getting a comment in The Poke.
To celebrate England winning the Euros I'll be celebrating England winning the Euros
Apparently not, it did not help my impisster syndrome
Being good at golf is rubbish, you get less turns
Yeah, they all looked at me with deep suspicion that I had somehow been allowed into the minor celebs only lav.
