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Peak Wade > Peak Kobe

13.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reece James started training with Chelsea as a six-year-old πŸ’«

Twenty years on he's the club captain, a Champions League and Club World Cup winner, and today signs a fresh contract until 2032. Proper Chelsea πŸ’™

13.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

The only thing keeping me from being a millionaire is that there's no money in my bank account

13.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1891 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

LET’S GO HOME BABY!!!

13.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lakers Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Lakers Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash β€” theonion.com/laker-fans-f...

12.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like father, like son ❀️

Mike Benning's making his NHL debut tonight for the /FlaPanthers, the same team his dad Brian played for from 1993-95!

12.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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12.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Time for some #CookingWithMambo. Baked vodka ziti, all the messy stuff happens in one pot. Let’s get started.

12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Erik Spoelstra on how he handled Bam Adebayo’s 83-point performance: β€œI apologize to absolutely no one. Period.”

12.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

Hell yeah Canes

12.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Hurricanes game had me tight

12.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Nation Can β€˜Gouge’ Fans on Fees, Ticketing Executives Boast Two Live Nation Entertainment Inc. executives bragged about the high fees the company charges fans at its venues, joking in internal messages that the company is β€œrobbing them blind” and that β€œthese p...

Internal messages from Live Nation reveal two execs talking about "robbing [fans] blind."

β€œThese people are so stupid. I almost feel bad taking advantage of them," one says.

That man is now the head of ticketing for the unit responsible for Live Nation's 150 amphitheaters.

12.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 948 πŸ” 472 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 83

Anyone who says some shit like β€œthis technology disrupts humanity’s train” needs to be euthanized

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When all this shit is over with, this is one of the first people that should face [redacted]

12.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S and Israeli strikes are damaging Iranian historical sites The speed and extent of the damage have so concerned Iran and Lebanon that they sent a request to the United Nations' cultural agency, UNESCO, this week to add more sites to its enhanced protection li...

The speed and extent of the damage have so concerned Iran and Lebanon that they sent a request to the United Nations' cultural agency, UNESCO, this week to add more sites to its enhanced protection list. https://to.pbs.org/4cDH5qN

12.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

TATIS BABYYY

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VLADDY!!!!

12.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man holding a dominican flag next to a bear ALT: a man holding a dominican flag next to a bear
12.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell

11.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god dammit bro, come on

11.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God dammit, Chelsea

11.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GET IN, BABYYYY

11.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuba and Chelsea both down 2-1 😭

11.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

11.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 12328 πŸ” 1303 πŸ’¬ 994 πŸ“Œ 236

Fuck

11.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuba and Chelsea both killing me, currently

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Cardinals

11.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

I told @spazzzy.bsky.social at the time of the trade that y’all were getting a good one

11.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is fucking bullshit

11.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0