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Jeff Boyardee

@jerkstorecalling

Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him

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And some of Don Joyce's ashes

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I own two Randy Newman albums from Chick Corea's collection

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15556 πŸ” 3516 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 65
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Weather Report Heavy Weather with Tim Robinson’s stupid hat

Weather Report Heavy Weather with Tim Robinson’s stupid hat

08.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4757 πŸ” 1411 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 72

I love love love these old timer country studio legends play along to "now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle"

08.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ween - the Country Tour (1996)[SBD]
Ween - the Country Tour (1996)[SBD] YouTube video by ChrisB

12 Golden Country Greats tour is the vibe for this Sunday afternoon
youtu.be/nvyUp0uopHw?...

08.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and who

06.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of these days the chart maker will recognize King Crimson

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Matt Johnson is so validating because I'm shaped like him and he's incredibly hot so it's easier for me to call myself hot

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads 

The
ARSE 
of 
FRE

Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

01.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1357 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 13
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jay and matt (and matt and jay)

02.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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3. Vigil by George Saunders. A great big Shrug of a book, but a pleasant Shrug.

02.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I purchased a $140 shirt today how do some people live like this

02.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went in knowing my vote was futile but the heart wants what the heart wants. And the heart wants Dennis.

01.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they rejected OPERATION BLOW UP CHILDREN TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT WE RAPE CHILDREN

28.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 806 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 11127 πŸ” 2861 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 58
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 7047 πŸ” 1032 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 15
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Type beat

27.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Big week for closeups of heads

27.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i've decided to name my new primary plex drive "media prime" and the backup drive that mirrors it "media choice". just a little usda joke no one will ever notice or have a chance to appreciate if i don't post it here

25.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1

"Moon Pie.......what a Time to be Alive."

It has such a good rhythm to it. And he was so right about Moon Pies.

25.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*chat pile voice* why did the chicken cross the road? WHY??

11.08.2024 01:23 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The movie practically opens with Sex God George Kennedy. We've fallen so far

25.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are these little split screen moments peppered throughout that are just compelling. There's a scene from the POV of a stewardess. Burt Lancaster called it "a piece of junk." We used to put CRAFT into our pieces of junk!

25.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently watching. This rules

25.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got back from Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. It's over the top, cartoonish, a bit of a mess, and I was cackling with wild abandon throughout. I love when a movie makes me feel like the sickos.jpg meme

24.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sweet jay and hella matt

22.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try so hard not to be a "what's up with the new generation" person but waiting for my theater to open I've seen no less than three college kids just walk up to the employees, no words, just pointing an eTicket on their phone at them

21.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0