all i hear when americans make eggs the center of public discourse
23.02.2025 23:52
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all i hear when americans make eggs the center of public discourse
the only redeemable part of the pugilistic nature of american culture is that it made us brave. if we aren’t brave anymore, what is the goddamn point
i set an entire horror story in my childhood home and never even mentioned the open asbestos insulation you could fall straight through if you stepped wrong in the attic
when i was a kid i didn’t understand the saying “all’s fair in love and war” because i actually had a fucking conscience
it’s ironic that after irony died a bunch of ironic shit happened
many americans cheered when it was announced that bin laden was assassinated. i don’t remember any TV personalities shaming them for that… interesting 🤔
wishing all billionaires and healthcare executives a very merry classic snl sketch where the residents of bedford falls beat mr. potter to death
interests i wish i could have selected on this app when i signed up:
-targeted ads
-covert fetish content
-ASMR that is also covert fetish content
-ragebait
-20 bots, 1 post
-life hacks disguised as breaking news that’s actually an ad
-unsolicited crypto investment advice
jk of course! hi! ❤️
last night i learned it’s unwise to wish on a wet wishbone. does everyone else already know?
what i’m gonna do with my one wild and precious life is not quote mary oliver