New Year, Same Foxxi

This fucking guy...

My new low bar for the next president is to have one that doesn't post online like a scorned teenager

Applebees it’s time to rise up for equality

Every day we stray further from God’s light

My AirPods went thru the wash the other day. They still work but when I’m listening to music, the right one sounds like a Honda Civic with a too loud subwoofer.

Nobody talk shit about our fast ginger son

Harvey Weinstein calls prison ‘hell’ in new interview, says he was punched in the face by another inmate Harvey Weinstein is opening up about prison life at Rikers Island, saying it has been “hell.”

Mmm hmmm yea that sounds unfortunate 4 u

Ope it’s hailing

And for the lady… perhaps more plastic storage containers to feel like she’s controlling the chaos?

homer simpson talking to a man in a white shirt ALT: homer simpson talking to a man in a white shirt

Update: No threat to the public RE the nuclear power plant. Just some workers getting exposed to a chemical they shouldn’t have been exposed to.

Bro lies so much he can’t keep his lies straight nor does he care to because if he’s called out on it he denies saying the previous lie then follows it up with another lie.

Movie poster for Atomic Twister

Bunch of first responders were called to the nuclear power plant 40ish mins west of me. Severe thunderstorm warning here. Tornado’s to the south of me. Bout to be a low budget SCI-FI movie here.

Imagine

a man and a woman are standing on a stage and the man says it 's carly rae you guys ALT: a man and a woman are standing on a stage and the man says it 's carly rae you guys

Making a playlist called Oops, All Carly Rae Jepsen

I get that if Trump is blinking then he’s lying but bombing a school and then bold-faced lying to us is extra egregious.

Video appears to show U.S. cruise missile striking Iranian school compound The seven-second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike.

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

People say they don’t like exercise because they think pushing yourself to be super sore and sweaty is exercise when it can be lots of activities that are enjoyable!

Today she shared a ss saying the House passed a military draft bill.

Like, we went to Branson in ‘24. There’s a Trump store there. No way would the city commission a statue like that to be put up in front of BASS PRO SHOP of all places.

With so much MAGA misinformation flying around, those on the left need to be cautious of “fake news” as well. Twice now my MIL has sent us screenshots of fake FB posts. One was of a bronze statue of Trump/Epstein in front of the Branson, MO Bass Pro Shop. 😬

A Richard Scarry book with a cat woman screaming out of a window from a building that’s on fire. Text says “beautiful screaming lady”

My #InternationalWomensDay mood

Update: Onions have been pickled

How about some therapy for how bad of a movie ELIO was? My kids wanted to leave the theater because they were bored.

I just read about iron lungs in the book Replaceable You by Mary Roach. She tried to spend the night in one but made it all of 5 minutes.

Bonus points: What song is Santa singing?

It’s not on earth because earth is in the sky

A black and white coloring sheet with Santa sitting on a picnic blanket in the middle of the woods singing into a karaoke microphone. There are mysterious bottles and some things that might be joints surrounding him. The Earth instead of the moon is also in the sky.

One of my kids brought home this coloring sheet but I don’t think the teacher who printed this looked closely at it. It gets weirder the longer you stare at it