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Lukas Volger's Smoky Confit'd Beans with Olives From the book Snacks for Dinner by Lukas Volger. Copyright © 2022 by Lukas Volger. Published by Harper Wave, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers. Reprinted by permission. From Lukas' notes: These w...

Everything is terrible but I had a fresh bag of RG cassoulets and I'm making smoky bean confit for a house dinner tonight. Easy and amazing.

Emerging from the rock tumbler perfectly smooth and 35% smaller.

Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

Everything humans are doing needs to stop getting so demonstrably worse and start getting better, right now, i mean jfc

Biffo goes to the shoe store and decides to buy a gigantic pair of clown shoes. BIFFO: These are just what I want!

Beano #1632, October 27, 1973

We don’t talk enough about how Melville was clearly insane (laudatory)

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

bro i did not know the gulf states had an even bigger share of the global fertilizer market than of the oil market this is going to be a disaster

say what you want about the president's cabinet, they're gonna leave some big shoes to fill

A pair of black men's shoes

Florsheim shoes, c. 1962, from the Met Museum collection; not currently on view www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

The ‘Antifa Scare’ Goes on Trial in North Texas As nine of the "Prairieland 19" face their days in court, the broader constitutional rights of left-wing activists may hang in the balance.

Previously: A federal jury trial that began Feb 17 is the first major test of the Trump admin’s campaign to label left-wing activists as domestic terrorists. The case is the first time the government has ever filed terrorism charges against “antifa."

Consider yourself graced by a gentle green sea turtle ☺️〰️🔮🐢🪸〰️🌇 #greenseaturtle #seaturtlesofcoralcity #seaturtle #coralcitycamera

A happy elephant from the same print.

He is clearly having a good time ...

A black brown and white dog with blue eyes resting on the bed in the foreground and a red and white dog snoozing in the background.

It is surreal. 😔

this sewer pipe had big dreams of one day becoming an elevated roadway pillar, and nearly pulled off its plan overnight, but now with all this attention it's getting it'll have to start all over 😔

USPS celebrates lowriders, Chicano culture with new Forver stamp collection ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KRQE) – The United States Postal Service is celebrating lowrider culture and its roots in Chicano communities of the Southwest with the release of five new Forever stamps featuri…

USPS celebrates lowriders, Chicano culture with new Forver stamp collection

Put on the armor of God and your oversized Florsheims, it's right there in Ephesians 6:15

yeah it’s fine

has a reporter asked them why their shoes are too big and also is there a horse senator yet

While everyone is focusing on the Strait of Hormuz, the Ever Given has the chance to do the funniest possible thing a second time

Bumblebee Queens Can Breathe Underwater

NEW: for @nytimes.com, I wrote about a new study showing that queen bumblebees can breathe underwater, surviving submerged for a week

the “remarkable” study stems from a lab snafu, when a co-author thought she accidentally drowned several bees—but later found that they were alive 🧪

gift link 🎁

beans today, beans forever
@ranchogordo.bsky.social

Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

let's all take a moment to consider the Thief Weevil and his outrageous pantaloons

Fiona Apple Quit Cocaine After An 'Excruciating' Night With Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson The singer said every addict should be locked in a private movie theater with these two filmmakers.

“Every addict should just get locked in a private movie theatre with Q.T. and P.T.A. on coke, and they’ll never want to do it again,” Fiona Apple joked.

A person holding a hue bigger than there face

A large green gourd

I am the happiest girl in the world (even tho i have covid) look at my beautiful baby! My fav hue of the season 😍😍

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”