I don’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as that Budweiser commercial.

They also showed Lighthouse Point in Santa Cruz. Practically next door - just one mountain range away!

Dan I hate to be the guy to ask you to explain the reference, but I was born in 1970 and have no idea what this is or to what it refers. ?

What East Coast game? The one in Los Angeles, where they needed to travel across most of the country on the off day as opposed to 90 minutes up the highway?

I’m sure covering the Cardinals makes it hard to remember this, but you know you don’t have to police how other people play the game, right?

Jane, just to be clear, are the raccoons covered in feces, or is the bag covered in feces? And is one of those more effective at communicating than the other?

Very similar to my experience in Chicago last week. I added watching my son splash around joyfully in Crown Fountain for an hour. I don’t know how all the bullets missed us.

I will wait until Death is back on the table.

Headline should be “Jim Bowden Judges Others Doing The Job He Could Not Do”

Uh, did they cancel August and September?

But as the apple falls it loudly blusters that it has fallen far from the tree.

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

The only part here that’s made up is that these people are following - or praying to - Jesus.

I know three of these names. I feel so old.
Also, what kind of Science does Mariah do?

Sincere question: since the English legal system did not permit women to be judges in 1789 did ACB consider recusing herself? Or resigning? Or are some advances allowed?

There are many ways to win a game. When playing the Rockies one of those ways is “accidentally”.

Says the person with no qualifications to be a news commenter on a channel which its owners have admitted under oath is not a news channel but an entertainment channel.

Maybe a ploy to impress women? Seems like that’s an angle.

Also, there is a long and insistent strain of anti-Catholic bias among Evangelicals and Fundamentalists. I can’t imagine they liked this very much either.

Everything ever performed by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap: Young Girl, Lady Willpower, This Girl is a Woman Now. It’s a deep catalog of regrettable lyrics.

But…there is no C in “a new font”.

Help a grammar brother out: What is the past tense of “sleepwalk”?

Perfect time to catch a few more zzzs. #baseball #cubs #soearly

The real question is why couldn’t we get MORE montages? Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel, who else?

From Reuters:
“Some experts said the proposed actions could violate international law. Others described his ideas as unworkable. Human rights advocates said it would amount to ethnic cleansing.
"Everybody loves it," Trump told reporters …on Wednesday.”

This is our new reality.

Early this morning Wired reported that, contrary to published reports, Elon Musk and his operatives at the Treasury Department are not limited to “read only” access to department payment systems. Rather, a 25-year-old member of Musk's illegal task force named Marko Elez has assumed control of admin privileges over these critical systems. These systems directly control and pay out roughly 95% of payments made by the U.S. government, including Social Security checks, tax refunds and virtually all contract payments. Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo further reports that not only does Musk have full access to these systems, he has already made extensive changes to the code base, over which only he likely has access and control. These changes were not tested or vetted in a development environment. They were plugged in live, on the fly, and now exist in such a way that the changes may be difficult to detect, let alone undo. Which means that the coup I've been talking about over the past several days is no longer merely in process, is no longer theoretical, and is no longer hypothetical. Elon Musk now has the power, and no doubt the intention, to unilaterally stop the United States government from paying contractually obligated debts. He now has the power to begin using federal funds as a means of enriching himself and those he and Donald Trump favor while punishing political enemies, perceived or otherwise. Regardless of his intentions, chaos has been sowed. As I'm writing this on Tuesday afternoon a large group of protesters led by Florida Congressman Maxwell Frost has arrived at the Treasury Department but have been barred from accessing the building. The crowd is growing in size and it is unclear how, or if, the situation will be resolved. Reports now have Musk and his team moving next to the Department of Labor and Department of Energy. A foreign-born billionaire Nazi has single-handedly taken control of the United States government. The President has endorsed a…

I just posted this on Facebook because while super online people see what's going on, normies don't. I just re-read it and it sounds unhinged. But it's what's happening. And even I can't believe it, even if we're seeing it.

I think the tech bros were going to be cold - all that time in Hawaii really thins the blood!

Sorry, posted too soon. The distinction matters because only 5 teams got more votes here than the Cubs, and only 9 teams received any votes. So this is actually saying they DO have A top farm system, but not the best.

There is an important typo in your piece, where you say only six percent polled say the Cubs have *a* top farm system. The question posed to voters was who has *the* top farm system, wasn’t it?

I had a ‘65 Mustang and a girl I worked with asked for a ride home after work. On the drive home I distinctly remember her saying, “I would do anything to drive this car.”
I responded, “Oh, just let me know when you want to.”
She never asked to drive the car, which confused me for years.