sorry to be an old-fashioned scold but there is something deeply pathetic about being an adult and shoplifting just because you kinda feel like the rules don't apply to you
I can't believe I'm saying "the Trump post about Rob Reiner shocked me and took my breath away" but yes I will cop that it did. I am capable of being surprised still, somehow
“Jimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today… “I was just like, ‘Girls, we might never see your mother again in this country’”
As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down.
In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
"Dump" is too strong, but years ago I declared that Morgantown and Charlottesville felt like identical cities and it pissed off everybody involved.
Charlottesville is a dump but you can get a solid bagel there, so it's impossible to judge the place conclusively.
bothers me that Charlottesville-bashing degenerated into a slam on West Virginia. leave us out of it!!!
A meme image of JD Vance
Big Balls scoop with the @wired.com dream team:
Edward Coristine has left the federal govt and resigned yesterday, per a WH source. More details here from multiple sources on his departure, w/ @makenakelly.bsky.social @telliotter.bsky.social & @zoeschiffer.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/big-ba...
Mahmoud Khalil is out of detention!
Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
Ken Jennings and contestant Matt Massie stand behind a podium on the Jeopardy stage and smile for the camera
tune in and root on your old pal Matt on today's Jeopardy! you're in for a helluva match with me, John, and the returning champ @jrogoff.bsky.social.
Bondi DOJ has a problem.
On left:
DOJ Indictment and Detention Memo allege Abrego Garcia lied to officer by not revealing he was coming from Texas
On right:
DHS Referral Report: "Subject stated he was driving 'three days ago' (11/27/2022) from Houston, TX to Temple Hills, MD (via St Louis, MO)"
Hegseth apparently also wants to rename vessels named for Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman and a slew of other civil rights leaders. www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-ne...
Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos.
Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
Trump pardoned the violent J6 insurrectionist freaks and they walk among us, thirsting for revenge. One of them, Zach Alam, did a home invasion the other day.
Cato has published my comprehensive review of the ~240 Venezuelans the US government renditioned 2 months ago to Salvador’s notorious prison. We identified FIFTY who came legally, never violated any immigration law, but are imprisoned at the US government’s request and at US taxpayer expense.
This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.
deeply stupid people in charge of the government in west virginia wvmetronews.com/2025/03/07/d...
Press release
New: The administration—through DOJ, HHS, ED, and GSA—says it has canceled ~$400 million in federal grants and contracts to Columbia University.
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*CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS
*CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
Anything stupid like this that happens to Maine and Maine only is revenge for Maine's governor standing up to Trump at a meeting and should be reported as such.
Truly disgraceful, @columbiauniversity.bsky.social! apnews.com/article/colu...
this is genuinely shocking. this is a very particular strain of american nazi shit - this isn’t a conspiracy theory that exists outside of that belief system. this is not something you would say if you aren’t well versed in neonazi talking points.
you sound like an imbecile
very rare cult-favorite movie that's actually head-and-shoulders better than the cult around it would suggest
