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Deadlift Schrempf

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Still tryna do it for Lil Saint | Lvl 32 | I once offended a nation over chickens Alfredo | Sometimes I sing for money

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I gotta take my woman back to her hometown so we can get cheap crab legs again 🀣. (She from Miami)

11.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Niggas be scared to catch what they already got.

11.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

We had a phenomenal last dinner. Me and my boy was chugging $100 bottles of wine cus we ordered too many before our ride came to get us to head to the casino. Memories I might’ve forgotten had it not been for the pictures.

11.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a big picture guy, but my woman is a photographer. She stresses the importance of pictures. I’m glad I listened to her because I get to have these moments of going through old memories late at night. Was looking through pics of the boys trip to the DR (no we wasn’t on that type of time).

11.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bam Adebayo just scored 83 points?!

11.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Bring this back to the timeline. Willing to offer resume suggestions, daring app profile reviews, just be a friend? Lol also willing to post ass, feet, or cleavage if that helps lol

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There are certain people that talk crazy because they’ve never been hit. I really believe there are people walking around that have never been in a physical altercation in their lives. Not even in their elementary school days.

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

I appreciate this because there’s a lot of work being done to repress stories of women being SA while catching Uber. I am also weary of someone turning this initiative into a political issue about trans women & whether they should have access to this feature as well.

10.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 17087 πŸ” 3471 πŸ’¬ 306 πŸ“Œ 237
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Master Chief voice actor Steve Downes slams White House for using β€˜Halo’ footage in its β€˜disgusting and juvenile war porn’ video

β€œI did not participate in nor was l of consulted, nor do I endorse the use my voice in this video, or the message it conveys ... remove my voice immediately"

09.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1834 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 18

What's so aggravating is this is exactly how our asses got here in the first place! People burying their heads in the sand! It's why I don't trust people who focus SOLELY on RumpT!

10.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the excuse so they don't have to clean up their own shit.

Like... the sentiment that gave us 'Superpredators' gave us militarized police! The sentiment that said 'I***el has a right to defend itself! (by bombing hospitals)' gave us this war right now!

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people will see that, keep scrolling, then say "all this wouldn't be happening if we'd elected hrc" then blame you for what's happening now and block you and put you on a list

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" folks start going "lalala I can't hear you" when people point out how much of the leadership has big investments in war, prison industrial complex, and policing, and then wonders why we're so angry when they keep funding the tools of oppression...

10.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's next for the 7 million student-loan borrowers who are losing their affordable repayment plan β€” Business Insider Updated Mar 10, 2026, 4:21 PM GMT The Trump administration said it will soon give guidance to student-loan borrowers enrolled in the SAVE repayment plan. SAUL LOEB / AFP via Getty Images The 8th Circu...

apple.news/At_NhpkUeRaC...

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck you stop giving computer hallucinations the impression of agency. Stop it. It's incredibly unprofessional.

10.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This is super shitty and it’s gonna be hard to support their games if they keep doing this.

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

(He might get AG fired and I don’t want that)

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oysters and clams in 9 states could be contaminated with norovirus, FDA warns Restaurants and retailers are asked not to sell oysters from Drayton Harbor Oyster Company and Manila clams from Lummi Indian Business Council, both in Washington state.

The FDA warns consumers about oysters and clams which could be contaminated with norovirus and were sent to nine states, including California, Florida and New York.

10.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 37

OH WORD?

10.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This not a villain in a low budget movie?

10.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's right.

theintercept.com/2022/08/25/s...

US student loan debt was engineered specifically to prevent large numbers of not wealthy people from becoming college educated.

Another Reagan gift.

10.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Black men need to go back to peacocking for us.

MORE FEMALE-CENTEREDNESS!!

Yes, your life DOES revolve around women! Impress us.

Thanks.

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 35

While we’re here, how can Christians be so familiar with gods will if no one knows their true thoughts??? The Bible states that no one knows the thoughts of god EXCEPT the spirit of god, so who told yall that god is sending Jesus back to earthβ€”

09.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

what shoulda been the day I deconstructed is when they said eating pussy was gross in the light of God. I aint been nothing but blessed since I started eating pussy. Lying ass niggaa

09.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 9

The Church would go bankrupt if it had to pay for its crimes against women.

08.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Daylight Saving Time is the only annual event where the government robs you, everyone knows it’s happening, and we all just sigh, drink extra coffee, and go to work anyway. I want out. 😩😩

08.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14355 πŸ” 4302 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 44
John Fetterman

John Fetterman

You know who fucking sucks? This asshole

08.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't actually need anyone to justify their votes.

I just need folks to stop badgering the rest of us because we're not enamored by the candidate y'all chose

07.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0